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Morson Clift

Last Updated: 12:01am BST 31/03/2007

Morson Clift, who has died aged 96, was a society dressmaker, gigolo and male model in prewar London; while still in his twenties he featured in advertisements as the “Brylcreem Man”.

A good-looking Australian, Clift arrived in London in the early 1930s and landed a job with the royal dressmaker Handley Seymour; the firm was patronised by the elite of London society and had been chosen to make the wedding dress for the Duchess of York, later Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother, in 1923.

Although he was soon busy running up a dress himself for Queen Wilhelmina of the Netherlands, he was “interested in making a bob” and declared himself dissastisfied with his Handley Seymour wage.
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Clift moved to take a position at Murray’s Club in Soho, earning three and a half guineas a week as a gigolo, dancing with women in the afternoon and earning an extra guinea by wearing tails on a Saturday.

In one of the biggest advertising campaigns of the day (for hair cream) he featured as the Brylcreem Man but, much to his chagrin, he was succeeded by an even more brilliantined star, Richard Greene, later famous on television as Robin Hood. “I had hair that would make a stormy day at Bondi look calm; I had so many waves,” Clift remembered.

He also advertised Cherry Blossom shoe polish and Craven “A” cigarettes, which almost proved his undoing. His father, back in Sydney, recognised his photograph in an English newspaper at the barber’s. Generally an equable man, he rang his son, told him he was “behaving like some male whore” and demanded he return home. Clift, however, stayed put, setting up a small dress shop in South Molton Street where he was a hit with the debutantes.

Family pressure did eventually force him home after three years and he established himself in downtown Sydney. Clift dressed and charmed generations of Sydney’s elite - belles, brides, graziers’ and governors’ wives, rich men’s mistresses, actresses and society figures - making many of them friends for life. He teamed up with another dressmaker, Hal Hertzberg, whom he had spotted dressing the window of his father’s shop (”I’d get out of the tram and there would be Harold with a mouthful of pins”). Initially, Clift had not taken to Hertzberg, telling him: “Never - with your unfortunate colouring - never, never wear a beige shirt.” Hertzberg retorted: “It’s not beige. It’s fawn.”

Morson Alexander Clift was born on December 13 1911, dividing his childhood between the family’s three homes in New South Wales. He was educated by the Sisters of Mercy and later by Jesuits at St Ignatius’ College, Riverview, in Sydney, where he played the violin and rowed in the school’s first IV; although he started to study Law, he was encouraged to be a designer and left for London in search of fame and fortune. During the Second World War Clift joined the RAAF, and served in New Guinea.

Notwithstanding their unpropitious start, Clift and Hertzberg became an enduring double act. Despite postwar coupons and price-fixing (”You practically had to beg for a yard of interlining”), they did well, having taken over Hertzberg’s father’s shop. After three years they sold up and took a house at Cannes.

In the 1950s they returned to London, creating a Regency salon for the Astors at Cliveden and an evening dress for Mrs Bergdorf, of the American department store Bergdorf Goodman, who had seen one of their creations on a friend. They could not obtain the material Mrs Bergdorf wanted, so Clift found something in the Portobello Road (”it was all absolutely synthetic from whoa to go”) and covered it with an exquisite black corded lace. Mrs Bergdorf was delighted.

Returning to Sydney in 1955, Clift and Hertzberg opened a shop in Double Bay and named it Cassano, having scoured the phone books to make sure that there were no greengrocers or fishmongers of that name. Clift flourished as a wedding specialist. Sometimes he would dress three generations at once - the bride, her mother and grandmother. Vice-regal wives, prosperous countrywomen and suburban matrons became Cassano clients.

Just before the war, Clift had made for Margot Asquith’s sister, Lady Wakehurst, wife of the Governor of New South Wales. In the mid-1950s Viscountess Slim, wife of Australia’s Governor-General, would call when in Sydney.

Sir Frank Packer’s widow, Florence, did not frequent Clift’s salon in person but once, at a ball in Monaco, resplendent in a Cassano gown, she was approached by Karl Lagerfeld who told her she was the best dressed woman there.

Keeping his promise made when she was four, Clift made his last wedding dress for his seamstress’s daughter in 1990. He and Hertzberg took to travel and continued to enjoy the social round.

Clift had a face-lift (”Well, we only had enough money for one; and Hal didn’t need it”), retaining his striking good looks till his death on February 17. Hertzberg died in 2001.

My new desk.

My new desk.

It?s at a window! I?m in a cubicle, but there is light, and there are trees. I?m settling in, the postcards are up, the ranch photos, the framed pics of the dog and the mister, my water, my hand cream, my calendar, my spare sandals, my ?desk makeup? bag safely in the drawer. And it all looks out over ? Bloomingdale?s. I freelance, so to land a gig this long, in a location this bright, is pretty rare. But to have the only place around be a large shopping center is unsettling. There?s no microwave or kitchen here, and not a sink in sight. In order to get a cup of tea, I have to walk through the Bloomie?s cosmetics counter entrance. Already I can feel it starting: ?I NEED this, I need that, I should pick this up while I?m here ? ?

I?m feeling??y?know, Marc Jacobs sunglasses are pretty nice. I should treat myself.? Please stop me from becoming a mall whore. Despite my thing for beauty products, I?m prudent with things like sunglasses, because my pit bull likes to chew them, thinking it will stop me from leaving (he has ?abandonment issues.?) I would never spend that kind of money on fancy shades. But everytime I walk through there, I wonder: Does anyone work? Why is the mall always crowded? Who are these people and why are they here? How can they afford this stuff? There?s even a salon that advertises botox and restylane by the syringe.

The mall also has abandonment issues. You can drop your offspring in what I call ?the kid pit? and go pump up your mouth. They have massage, too, but to me, the mall is one of the least restful places on earth. Why would I get a massage only to walk out into THAT? Despite the LA-is-a-no-walking-zone belief, I have a pretty good walkable shopping route that now includes a brand-new bakery. Yep, with fresh cupcakes, every day. Anyway, I digress. The lack of water sends me to Target, for a supply as well as a desktop teamaker. Then I remembered, as I was faced with a giant display of PEEPS?it?s Eastertime.

I hate and fear giant bunnies and I loathe Peeps. Those little marshmallow chicks in yellow and purple and ? blue? They?re just wrong. I don?t know what it is about Peeps that makes me want to squish them with a high heel, but I get the urge every time I see them. It?s not that I don?t like marshmallow - we Massachusetts people stand by our Fluff (click for a demo), but I don?t even consider Peeps marshmallow. Their little brown-flecked eyes stare back at you as you eat them, which you can?t seem to do easily, anyway. Even as a child I would either squish my Peeps (with my hand: pre-high heel) or give them to my brother. My brief Vegas-marriage-mistake was doomed from the start, and I should have paid serious attention to the fact that Mr. Mistake loved Peeps. Pretty soon I wanted to squish him with my heel, too. Peeps are a good litmus test.

I don?t have it bad, though, and this isn?t a complaint. One of my poor friends is teaching dentistry to students and their patients are in an Ecudorean mental hospital. How?s that for upsetting? Maybe I should send them some Peeps.

old comments, reposted by DL.

1. Good stuff! You are not alone - my cat hates peeps too. If you hold one near him he attacks it, bites the head off and spits it out. Very Discovery Channel.
Comment by Brian ? March 15, 2007 @ 2:47 pm

2. Peeps are beyond vile. Even as I kid, I couldn?t bear to look at them. My friend has an Easter party each year with a contest for the best Peeps Diorama. I?ve never entered, because I?d have to touch them {shudder.}
Comment by Step ? March 15, 2007 @ 3:32 pm

3. I dated someone who liked stale Peeps. She would by them at Easter and save them until Summer. Nuthin? like buying leftover candy at Rite Aid for 2 cents and makin? a gal happy!!!
Comment by Dylan ? March 16, 2007 @ 1:03 pm

4. Fluff? . . . Can you get an eggplant sub in L.A.?
Comment by Jim-Jim of Medford ? March 16, 2007 @ 2:18 pm

5. Oh, god, you were even going on about the Peeps seven years ago when I moved to New York. It was right before Easter and you were ? vehement.
Comment by Roger O. Thornhill ? March 16, 2007 @ 3:02 pm

6. Oh, Donna Lee, Donna Lee - You had me at Mika, and as I was reading about your new desk I was comparing its contents to my new desk?but her we must part?I ate my weight in Peeps last night.
Comment by Denise ? March 19, 2007 @ 4:22 pm

7. Oh Denise - you must weigh nothing, then! Maybe that?s one reason I hate Peeps, too. You could probably eat a zillion of them and gain not an ounce, whereas my annual chocolate consumption probably weighs more than the latest Brangelina orphan.
Comment by Donna Lee ? March 19, 2007 @ 4:49 pm

8. Peeps are as manna from heaven, especially when they are on sale after Easter.

- T, loyal to the Yellow, but has been known to consume all colors in moments of desperation.— March 25, 2007 @ 8:19 am

9. ? ? especially when they are on sale after Easter.? Did you date Dylan (not Bob, but the one who posted comment #3?)
Comment by Donna Lee ? March 26, 2007 @ 4:31 pm

10. I?m sorry to say, I did not date Dylan. The only man that ever bought Peeps for me is my husband.
Comment by TeraGram ? March 30, 2007 @ 11:21 pm