“If that was me, I’d have that ass bouncing like a lowrider in a Dr. Dre video.”
The majority of persons … imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.
True enough, perhaps, but I mean to satisfy some primary vices this weekend. And by vices I don’t mean my fledging career as a watercolorist, although I will have you know that I’ve sold my first — it’s a chiaroscuro of Kat’s left nipple. So best!
Another executive decision: Although I do not love bocce, I must become at the very least proficient. It’s come to my attention that Williamsburg BroHei chicks don’t ball losers. Unless said loser has a paid-down mortgage, in which case, I hear, it’s anyone’s guess.
