stress, gmail, and Jayne Mansfield

– and i’m not talking about spam recipes. I like the randomness of the headlined-links that show up when I check my email. For instance, i just got this one:

About Today - How to Relax in a Hurry

Except, I want to make my own revisions:

About Today - How to Relax in a Hurry: Take Pills!

Shame on Fodor’s for this example of apostrophe abuse:

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Great Railroad Journey’s of the World

in an email conversation with my friend Eve, in which we are discussing my Don Rickles comic book, these are the ads along the side:

Prepare to be Shocked
You may be younger than you think. Take the RealAge test and find out.
www.RealAge.com
How can I be younger than I think? Am I secretly illegitimate?

Superman Tees 2 for $30
The Leading Source for Superman Clothing. Only at Stylin Online !
www.stylinonline.com
Yet another example of apostrophe abuse - by omission.

Chronological Age: 43
RealAge: 33
What’s Your RealAge? Free Test!
LowerMyAge.com
Yet another one! And I’m not 43.

The Superman one makes sense, but I’m guessing that gmail’s “smart search” figures if you know who Don Rickles is, you are probably trolling the Geritol aisle. Let’s see what shows up when Eve and I chat about Jayne Mansfield:

Mansfield Schools
Free Info on Careers and Colleges For Mansfield Schools Graduates!
www.CareerColleges.com
Ooh! I wonder if they teach you how to walk, talk, and act like Jaynie?

Mansfield Chrysler
Find Great Deals on Chrysler® Vehicles at a Local Dealer Online
www.chryslerdealer.com
one would hope all of their cars are, naturally, pink!

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and while on the topic of spam, this is by far the most informative one today:

Good Erection ‎It can also add excitement! - Always be ready!

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