Boost Plus. Woods. tell me it’s a joke.
Man blames health drink for unwanted erection
29-year-old claims Boost Plus caused condition that required surgeryNEW YORK - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.
The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.
Woods’ court papers say he woke up the next morning “with an erection that would not subside” and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism.
i’m not a guy, but this makes me shudder:
They say Woods, 29, underwent surgery for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another.
alright, they’re not nurses … but they could be!
The weird thing about this story is his wife begged him to wait…
to think of the many men who would have eagerly traded places with mr woods.
You’ll notice it took three years for him to file the suit.
He probably couldn’t get thru the revolving door…