Just scroll to the end. (Yes, skip the scripture.)
Like it’s not hard enough to concentrate on a Friday.
Fuck.
Btw, this is the properly way to handle a lawyer:
Thanks for the lovely email. I figure before getting down to business we should take the time to get to know each other. I usually like dealing with people who I’ve seen naked, I feel like it leaves little on the table to get in the way of getting things done. You know I won’t be wondering how your parts “hang” while you’re talking to me….
Ok, Now down to business, attached you will find an invoice for the $25,000 clicks I have sent your site at my exclusive SplashNews rate of $5 per click.
You can either pay me the $125,000 in credits to use your pictures, or you can always send a check to my mailing address.
Thanks Sweetheart.
Whenever someone refers to the “Death Tax”, I’ll reply “Oh, you mean the Paris Hilton tax?” We can reframe too!
Hey! That Scripture was integral to whatever the fuck I was trying to say!
I think…
I figured. But the ol’ attention span is not what it was.
watch your language, actor. remember how rude and offensive WE are to our dear, cultured readers. i’d hate to think we were responsible for dragging you into our reprehensible gutter … 86′d, as it were.
Oh, yes, Donna, please pardon me. I amend my comment to include an asterisk so it now should read “whatever the *fuck I was saying”…