Oookay ….

Coitus interruptus?
Naked couple who fell from roof to their deaths may have been having sex

COLUMBIA, S.C. - Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of an office building to their deaths.

The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.

Clothing was discovered on the roof of the four-story building, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released.

“It’s too early to rule out anything,” Columbia police Sgt. Florence McCants said, but McCants said a preliminary investigation did not show any sign of foul play.

May?

DL: just ‘cuz I’ve been on vacation doesn’t mean you have to ignore me all the time! What am I, the redheaded stepchild?

Not quite the mile-high club
Posted June 20th, 2007 by Donna Lethal
Categories: what the fuck?, Darwin Award

… or as my friend Eve Golden quipped, “The Sailor Who Fell with Grace from the Roof:”
OR: “Sgt McCants investigates No-Pants Dance gone wrong”

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of a downtown office building to their deaths. The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday. Clothing was discovered on the roof, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released. “It’s too early to rule out anything,” Columbia police Sgt. Florence McCants said, but McCants said a preliminary investigation didn’t show any sign of foul play.