vacation
i’m off hunting lobster rolls and enjoying marshmallow fluff and other delights. don’t let things get too dull around here. remember: offend as many as you can! we almost have all of the list checked off. or maybe ALL of it?
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RM: I can’t remember the last time I found a ribcage so hot.
Is hunting lobster rolls like hunting snipe?
[...] Mom’s gone, I see. I don’t do well without supervision, so without a maternal figure — and god knows this place doesn’t have a fuckinggoddamnsuckmysack editor — this place just might disintegrate. Or not. [...]