Francisco Franco Dead Lindsay Lohan Drunk
Maybe she and Paris can make a girl’s prison movie together someday. . .
Actress Lindsay Lohan, who was recently released from an alcohol rehabilitation facility, was arrested in Santa Monica early today on suspicion of drunken driving and possession of cocaine, police said.
Lohan, already facing a drunken-driving charge in Beverly Hills, was stopped in the 1800 block of Main Street near the police station after officers said the mother of Lohan’s assistant reported a car chase, Lt. Alex Padilla said. Lohan, 21, was allegedly chasing the assistant’s mother, and the woman feared for her safety, Padilla said.
Y’know, as sporting as it is to comment on Lohan’s latest escapade, I can’t help but pity here. She’s kind of Macaulay Culkin with no self-control and no one to model it for her.
She’s got a much better ass than Macaulay, tho.