Archive: July2007

panic can be dangerous

Man says chopped up pal‘s body in panic
… as opposed to, “while calm and relaxed”?

25 July, 2007 BRIDGEPORT, Conn. - A man charged with improperly disposing of a corpse claims he chopped up his friend‘s body, stuffed the parts in a metal drum and rolled it into a river in a panic after the friend died of a drug overdose, police said.

Felix Rivera, 23, was charged Tuesday with improper disposal of a dead body after he told police his story of what happened to Charles Gerber, police Lt. James Viadero said.

Rivera told police he became “paranoid” and decided to hide the body in a metal drum. When the 5-foot-9, 180-pound body didn‘t fit, he used an ax to cut off the head, hands and feet, police said.

Oh, Felix! Are you the reason RodMe has been MIA?

The Devil Wears TJ Maxx

Just ran into a former coworker here on the lot. He told me that it was common office gossip around my last gig (where they came up to my desk one Weds and told me they didn’t have the money to pay me anymore) was that I was let go b/c the other female in the office was jealous of me, and of the amount of work I got done. “Amount of work” meaning that it was becoming more and more obvious that she fucked off most of the time.

INSANITY! Didn’t I just blog about the success of the tiny-brained in this town?

Headline of the Day

Voracious jumbo squid invade California

Love is trashy, love is cheap

I don’t know who Joey DeVilla is, but he sure has one hilarious website where he posted this photo:

Jonah Goldberg: more unintentional irony

The Doughy Pantload has an op-ed in Today’s Times arguing that we must stay in Iraq to prevent a genocide which isn’t happening now yet might occur if we leave:

It’s worth at least pointing out a key difference between the potential genocide in Iraq and the heart-wrenching slaughters in Congo and Sudan: The latter aren’t our fault. But if genocide unfolds in Iraq after American troops depart, it would be hard to argue that we weren’t at least partly to blame. Yes, the mass murder would have more immediate authors than the United States of America, but we would undeniably be responsible, at least in part, for giving a green light to genocide.

What’s noteworthy and ironic is Pantload’s miserable record of predictions on Iraq. Like this one, for example:

I predict that Iraq won’t have a civil war, that it will have a viable constitution, and that a majority of Iraqis and Americans will, in two years time [by Feb. 2007], agree that the war was worth it.

So now, two years later, the civil war Goldberg said would never happen has started, and Pantload is predicting a “genocide” if we don’t keep 135,000 troops in Iraq, trying with limited success to keep the warring factions from killing each other.

Throughout the war, the conservative chorus in response to the mounting deaths amongst Iraq’s population was to discount them, or to compare them to the deaths which Saddam hypothetically would have inflicted on the population, had we not toppled his government, mismanaged a failed occupation, and turned the whole country into an anarchical shithole.

After years of blithely discounting moral objections to our Iraq policy and pooh-poohing the scope of the Bush administration’s failures and the consequences of those failures, Pantload argues that we have a moral obligation to stay in Iraq under the same inept leadership because we’re responsible for the sorry state of affairs.

The sad fact is that our continued presence is not halting sectarian violence, and the Iraqi regime which Goldberg optimistically predicted would unify the country is incapable of taking the necessary steps to achieve a political resolution among the warring factions. And, naturally, he wants to blame the Democrats — especially Obama, who opposed the invasion from the start — for failing to stop the violent convulsions which are the consequences of the policies he and other Corner dunderheads championed and defended well past the point where any sanitary resolution of Iraq’s miseries could be accomplished by US power.

Iraq will undoubtedly be disordered and racked by civil violence when our troops leave, as they inevitably must. The supposed panacea of training Iraqi troops and security forces is farcical, given the lack of progress in the last four years, and the influence of Iraq’s warring factions within the structure of those forces themselves. But Iraq is disordered and racked by civil violence now. The notion that we need to stay to prevent Pantload-predicted violence of Genocide far beyond the lesser strife of civil conflict which Goldberg previously predicted would never happen would be comical, were not so many people already dead, and so many still dying, because of the lack of intelligence and vision of the Goldbergs of the world.

Franco Dead Lohan Drunk Bill O’Reilly Lies

A lot of breaking news today.

Francisco Franco Dead Lindsay Lohan Drunk

Maybe she and Paris can make a girl’s prison movie together someday. . .

Actress Lindsay Lohan, who was recently released from an alcohol rehabilitation facility, was arrested in Santa Monica early today on suspicion of drunken driving and possession of cocaine, police said.

Lohan, already facing a drunken-driving charge in Beverly Hills, was stopped in the 1800 block of Main Street near the police station after officers said the mother of Lohan’s assistant reported a car chase, Lt. Alex Padilla said. Lohan, 21, was allegedly chasing the assistant’s mother, and the woman feared for her safety, Padilla said.

yay for the NFL!

From the NFL’s site:

NEW YORK (July 23, 2007) — Commissioner Roger Goodell has ordered Michael Vick of the Atlanta Falcons not to report to the team’s training camp pending the completion of an NFL review of his recent indictment by a federal grand jury in Richmond, Va., for allegedly participating in an interstate dog-fighting enterprise.

at first i typed “NHL.”

fill-in-the-blank headline contest!

“Growths in Bush’s Colon Not Suspicious _____________”

winner receives an honorary Martini, that is, the admiration and respect of Alex, RodMe, Paul, Donna Lethal, Tamale Bandito, and DoughyP.

Who knew

… that being a dead farmer could be so profitable?

The U.S. Department of Agriculture distributed $1.1 billion over seven years to the estates or companies of deceased farmers and routinely failed to conduct reviews required to ensure that the payments were properly made, according to a government report.

In a selection of 181 cases from 1999 to 2005, the Government Accountability Office found that officials approved payments without any review 40 percent of the time.

The report cited a 1,900-acre soybean and corn farm in Illinois that collected $400,000 on behalf of an owner who lived in Florida before his death in 1995. The company did not notify the government of the death but certified each year that the dead shareholder, who owned 40 percent of the company, was “actively engaged” in managing the farm.


Actively engaged?