Found Humor: Jdate
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…Yes, this means things did not work out with the midget. Back to square whatever.
…May I vent? To the ladies of Jdate:
I could not care less if you’re “close” to your family; if you’re fun-loving; if you’re passionate about life; or if, god forbid, you’re as happy in a dive as an a museum.
Don’t. Give. A. Fuck.
The questions are, Do you eat meat? Can you handle your sake? Have you read anything more challenging than Running with Scissors? (And don’t, when told that most of RwS is nonsense, tell me it doesn’t matter — that “the essential truth” is what’s important. Next time I won’t even slow the cab down enough for you to jump out. Fair warning!)
Where were you when I was on there? I lasted about 36 hours. Glad to know you also don’t believe RWS. I thought it made nice fiction.
So now that you are no longer dating the vertically-challenged, does that mean we’ll see more of you?
My condolences. I guess you got the short end of the stick?