Horoscopes for the MR gang

Posted on August 24, 2007 by dog biscuit recipes

RodMe: Memories of a past friendship could cause you to crave spicy food. Remember your tums and plan accordingly. An x-ray technician may ask you for spare change on the subway. Go to Duane Reade instead of Rite Aid. Your lucky numbers: 2,897,74856 and 3.

Alex: Don’t go to a garage - that muffled banging in your trunk is your date from last week. Let her out and leave the scene. The stars are favorable for nickel-slot gambling at Indian casinos. Avoid lychees. Your lucky liquids are alcohol, and alcohol.

Paul: You may cause a child to cry by sitting on their birthday cake box. Avoid this by RSVPing “no” to any family events. A rousing game of lawn darts or croquet can help soothe frazzled nerves. Your lucky colors are puce, chartreuse, and lime.

Donna Lethal: You spend more time on beauty rituals than with loved ones - try and compromise. A close encounter at the donut shop may cause you to forego chocolate frosted for good. Your lucky television shows are Wild Wild West and Emergency (the Bobby Sherman guest episodes only.)

Reader horoscope: Actor212 is on vacation.

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