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What can you say? She’s a blond!
OK, remember when you were in third grade and the teacher told you to write a one hundred word essay about “What I Did This Summer”?
“And then I went to the park, and then I went swimming, and then I went home and I ate dinner. My mom made us hamburgers and french fries and cole slaw and we drank Coca Cola…”
…only dumber.
Paul, you’re missing the point here. She’s the perfect Republican presidential candidate.