Who Needs a Good Cock-Punching?
It’s been a while, and we recognize that we cannot possibly cover everyone in need of a good cock-punching, but here is our list of Who Needs a Good Cock-Punching for this Friday:
1. Chickenhawking, not-my-sons egotisticial moron Mitt Romney
2. Faulty recollecting, worst ever President Dumbshit
3. Benito Mussolini neo-fascist fear pimp Rudy Giuliani
4. Long-time asshole and intellectual lightweight Michelle Malkin
5. Classless, dipshitted hypocrite Bud Selig. Baseball winked and nodded at a generation of steroid users like Sosa, McGuire and Palmiero, and now this assclown sits on his hands and pretends to be shocked at Bonds.
6. Man-crushing dullard Chris “Tweety” Mathews
7. Amnesiac “historian” Victor Davis Hanson.
8. Dog-fighting quarterback Michael Vick.
9. All 30-something “Young” Republican leaders from the Midwest, everywhere
10. Flaming douchebag Bill Kristol. And let’s not forget this brilliant comment about Sunni-Shiite rifts amounting to little more than “pop sociology.”
What do YOU think? Who do YOU think needs a good cock-punching?
Well, you got Giuliani, so there goes my Dick Of The Week…
OK, Mother Nature, for causing three separate floods in the world this week.
Oh hell no! What am I, an idiot?
Pam Atlas. And yes, I studied anatomy.
Michael Vick’s cock should be more than punched!
What about putting it in a cock-fight?
Robert Novak.
No reason, beyond the obvious.
Oh, and now he’s whining that he’s an outsider…right.
I gotta go with Steve’s choice, but for the lack of said place to hit him.