Wisconsin: hotbed of crime!
Who knew Wisconsin was so wild! LSD, undewear … you’d never know it from looking at this guy’s mug, but there really is nothing wrong with fresh, new underwear every day.
SHEBOYGAN, Wis. — Officers in Sheboygan said a man has stolen hundreds of thousands of dollars at a time from a landlord in the area over the course of several years and then used some of it to buy underwear.
Investigators said Harju spend the money on a variety of things, including vintage cars and an endless supply of underwear.
“He never had to use underwear twice. He would just buy new underwear and never wash or change them,” DeCecco said.
So, he never changed them?
What did he do, just put a new layer on?
Well, it IS the home state of Ed Gein and Jeffrey Dahmer…bad cheese, perhaps?