‘I feel absolutely terrible’

I can’t even write about that girl who was kidnapped and tortured because I know I’ll go off the deep end, which is what I did when I saw the mugshots of those 6 inbred hillbillies. But I can’t hold their social status responsible when you have crimes like this one:

MINEOLA, N.Y. - A resident of an exclusive gated community has pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the slaying of a neighbor whose head was found in the trunk of his car.

Evan Marshall, 32, a bedding salesman, entered the plea Wednesday to murder, assault and other charges about a week before jury selection was to begin in his trial.

Marshall was arrested a year ago in the death of retired schoolteacher Denice Fox, his neighbor in Glen Cove on Long Island.

He made a deal and will only get 30 years instead of life.

“I know it does little but I want to apologize to all the families involved,” Marshall said in court, reading from a statement. “I feel absolutely terrible.”

I’m sure you do.

He’ll get out, as will this rapist who’s gonna walk out early, albeit with some trouble:

“You understand that this procedure is the removal of your testicles?” Overstreet asked Allen.

Allen said he wanted to be castrated, The News Herald reported Tuesday.

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Comments:

  1. Wait. The guy’s 32, a mattress salesman AND can afford to live in a gated community in Glen-fucking-Cove??? Lindsay Lohan’s stomping grounds?

    Holy shit, did I ever get in the wrong line of work!

    Comment by actor212 — September 12, 2007 @ 12:43 pm
  2. I found out last night on the local news that he rents a basement apartment.

    That makes more sense now…

    Comment by actor212 — September 13, 2007 @ 11:36 am