http://www.martinirevolution.com/2007/09/smoked-leg/ "Does your wife know you blog?" Wed, 03 Dec 2008 23:02:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 http://www.martinirevolution.com/2007/09/smoked-leg/#comment-1119 actor212 Thu, 27 Sep 2007 14:46:42 +0000 http://www.martinirevolution.com/2007/09/smoked-leg/#comment-1119 It's true, Donna...that's why Pentecostals and other Charismatics (read: rural Southern Christians) don't believe in cremation. According to their philosophy, when Jesus resurrects you, your body must be whole or the soul cannot be reunited with you. It’s true, Donna…that’s why Pentecostals and other Charismatics (read: rural Southern Christians) don’t believe in cremation. According to their philosophy, when Jesus resurrects you, your body must be whole or the soul cannot be reunited with you.

]]> http://www.martinirevolution.com/2007/09/smoked-leg/#comment-1117 mavis Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:41:19 +0000 http://www.martinirevolution.com/2007/09/smoked-leg/#comment-1117 He wants to make sure his DNA is intact for the Rapture...that's why the born-agains just say "NO" to cremation! That's the short answer... He wants to make sure his DNA is intact for the Rapture…that’s why the born-agains just say “NO” to cremation! That’s the short answer…

]]> http://www.martinirevolution.com/2007/09/smoked-leg/#comment-1114 Donna Lethal Wed, 26 Sep 2007 22:16:39 +0000 http://www.martinirevolution.com/2007/09/smoked-leg/#comment-1114 Mavis - what are the religious reasons? I'm baffled on this one. Mavis - what are the religious reasons? I’m baffled on this one.

]]> http://www.martinirevolution.com/2007/09/smoked-leg/#comment-1113 Howie Pyro Wed, 26 Sep 2007 21:28:36 +0000 http://www.martinirevolution.com/2007/09/smoked-leg/#comment-1113 DAMN! NO THIGH!!! DAMN! NO THIGH!!!

]]> http://www.martinirevolution.com/2007/09/smoked-leg/#comment-1112 mavis Wed, 26 Sep 2007 20:33:41 +0000 http://www.martinirevolution.com/2007/09/smoked-leg/#comment-1112 Yes, the Tar Heel state is representin' today! Those names...can't make 'em up any better! AND I think I know what those religious "reasons" are! Yes, the Tar Heel state is representin’ today! Those names…can’t make ‘em up any better! AND I think I know what those religious “reasons” are!

]]> http://www.martinirevolution.com/2007/09/smoked-leg/#comment-1110 actor212 Wed, 26 Sep 2007 18:53:02 +0000 http://www.martinirevolution.com/2007/09/smoked-leg/#comment-1110 I've smoked some bones in my day... I’ve smoked some bones in my day…

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