Who Needs a Good Cock-Punching?
We didn’t quite get this up Friday, so here is our 1st annual day-after-labor-day list of Who Needs a Good Cock-Punching:
1. President Full-of-Shittedness, for being, well, full of shit.
2. Alberto Gonzales, for all the obvious reasons.
3. Michael .
4. Our tamale-thieving former blogging partner, for describing his former colleagues as “insensitive [and] overly combattive [sic],” after fucking over said colleagues and demolishing our old blog in a fit of self-centered, drunken loutishness. Followed presently by blaming his descent into Patterico-style prickishness on every male in the world but himself.
5. Larry Craig, for sheer hypocrisy, exceeding even the above.
6. , because people are still dying due to his mistakes.
7. The War Mongers
8. Michael Vick. Again.
9. Frederick Kagan, and his fucked up .
10. Campground pervert Richard Berkey
11. Bill Kristol, for , and , as well as .
What do YOU think? Who do YOU think needs a good cock-punching?
READER NOMINATIONS (from comments/email):
Roger Clemens — actor212
Roger Clemens. Just because.
And I’m not even a Yankee fan.
Yay! Back from vacation and the fun begins!
So all it takes to get you to show up is a mention of a good cock-punching?
o/~ Campground perverts sing this song,
Diddle-do, diddle-do
Campground perverts slink around
All the diddle-do day
Gonna pump all night, gonna hump all day
Got binoculars on the blonde with the tan
Then on the nude in the spray….o/~