Who Needs a Good Cock-Punching?
We didn’t quite get this up Friday, so here is our 1st annual day-after-labor-day list of Who Needs a Good Cock-Punching:
1. President Full-of-Shittedness, for being, well, full of shit.
2. Alberto Gonzales, for all the obvious reasons.
3. Michael O’Hanlon.
4. Our tamale-thieving former blogging partner, for describing his former colleagues as “insensitive [and] overly combattive [sic],” after fucking over said colleagues and demolishing our old blog in a fit of self-centered, drunken loutishness. Followed presently by blaming his descent into Patterico-style prickishness on every male in the world but himself.
5. Larry Craig, for sheer hypocrisy, exceeding even the above.
6. Don Rumsfeld, because people are still dying due to his mistakes.
7. The New War Mongers
8. Michael Vick. Again.
9. Frederick Kagan, and his entire fucked up clan.
10. Campground pervert Richard Berkey
11. Bill Kristol, for this, and this, as well as accumulated dumbfuckery.
What do YOU think? Who do YOU think needs a good cock-punching?
READER NOMINATIONS (from comments/email):
Roger Clemens — actor212
Roger Clemens. Just because.
And I’m not even a Yankee fan.
Yay! Back from vacation and the fun begins!
So all it takes to get you to show up is a mention of a good cock-punching?
o/~ Campground perverts sing this song,
Diddle-do, diddle-do
Campground perverts slink around
All the diddle-do day
Gonna pump all night, gonna hump all day
Got binoculars on the blonde with the tan
Then on the nude in the spray….o/~