Archive: October2007

Mitt-speaking

Oh, a little slip of the tongue … nothing serious.

“Actually, just look at what Osam - Barack Obama - said just yesterday. Barack Obama, calling on radicals, jihadists of all the different types, to come together in Iraq. ‘That is the battlefield. That’s the central place,’ he says. ‘Come join us under one banner’.”

Mr Romney was apparently referring to a tape released on Monday, in which a speaker believed to be Osama bin Laden calls on insurgent groups in Iraq to unite.

Kevin Madden, Mr Romney’s spokesman, dismissed the error, made during a speech on global trade at a South Carolina chamber of commerce, as “just a brief mix-up”.

“Governor Romney simply misspoke. He was referring to the recently released audiotape of Osama bin Laden and misspoke when referencing his name,” he told the Associated Press.

Note the use of the word words “simply” and “brief.” One can hope they will soon apply to Romney’s status on our radar.

Well, now Ted we can understand. Obviously still in shock at the fact that a Mormon could be Governor of Massachusetts, he medicated in the only way he knew how:

Speaking soon after Mr Obama’s election to the senate in 2005, Washington veteran Ted Kennedy made a similar mistake.

When whether Democrats should move to the centre to recapture the majority position during an appearance at the National Press Club, the Massachusetts senator said: “Why don’t we just ask Osama bin — Osama Obama — Obama what — since he won by such a big amount. Seriously, Senator Obama is really unique and special.”

… like the vintage I’m imbibing in right now! But I can’t put Ted down, being a native Bostonian. Had I still lived there, I’d be drunk too.

Then there’s the “bad” word. You know, you put it in front of a descriptor when you’ve done something really, really wrong:

In January this year CNN was forced to air an apology to the senator after committing a “bad typographical error” in which the broadcaster used a graphic reading “Where is Obama?” in a story about the search for Osama bin Laden.

I wouldn’t be surprised - ever read the closed captions? They’re a surrealist masterpiece that don’t have much to do with the subject onscreen. That’s one of my favorite things to do at the gym when I’m not obsessing over catching drug-resistant staph.


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The sky is on fire

All over Los Angeles. I’m in the Valley and because of the Santa Anas, no sign of fire until now. Even parts of Malibu are smoke free. Coming out of the supermarket, I can see grey stripes across the sky, even darker when I put my sunglasses on. This is bad, which is of course the understatement of the year. It’s bad for Valley residents (I have no geographical shame - I like it here!) because we’re basically an ice-cream-scoop of land, and when the bad air settles in - unless the Santa Anas blow it out - it will linger over us. Two Octobers ago it rained ash as I drove down Ventura Blvd at 8pm, the streets oddly silent and the stores closed, almost as if it were Christmas.

My friend who owns the high desert ranch where I spend a lot of my time lives near San Diego and I think, that’s not possible, to have to go through that again. Last year the Sawtooth fires scorched the high desert, destroying hundreds of years of joshua trees and disrupting the entire ecosystem that depends on them, not to mention burning buildings everywhere. I was there right after the burn, when things were still smoldering, to pick remnants from the ash piles and marvel at how a fireball landed on the cabin just feet away from my hammock, destroying the building in its entirety but leaving my resting place unsinged.

On Saturday I was in Malibu, enjoying the glorious weather and the luxury of being a passenger for once, leaning back in my seat and feeling the cool blue-green air. “We’re so lucky,” I said to my friend as we drove through Malibu Canyon. “I can’t wait to spend this week at the beach.” I think about that and realize how stupid and spoiled it sounds, only three days later.

In the supermarket an elderly man hummed to himself and I saw a paper mask around his neck.

“I was a medic during the war and you cannot do enough to save your lungs,” he told me. “Buy a mask.”

RIP: Vincent DeDomenico

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It is, of course, the San Francisco Treat.

Vincent M. DeDomenico Sr., who with his brothers invented Rice-A-Roni, one of the classic kitchen helpers of the 1960s, died Thursday at his home in Napa, Calif. He was 92.

His death was confirmed by his daughter Marla Bleecher.

The DeDomenicos invented their signature product in 1958 after watching a sister-in-law mix a can of Swanson’s chicken broth with rice and vermicelli, according to an account in “Napa: The Story of an American Eden,” by James Conaway (Mariner Books, 2002). They concocted a version that used dried soup.

Rice-A-Roni transformed the business of the Golden Grain Macaroni Company, which was started by Mr. DeDomenico’s father, Domenico. After leaving Sicily in 1890 at 19, he settled in San Francisco, initially starting a vegetable store, then opening a factory that sold pasta to Italian stores and restaurants.

Take the Lincoln Tunnel instead.

I’m right there with you, Dame Helen. The same thing happened to me.

“There is a close-up of a woman having a baby, a close up straight up her vagina, and that’s all you see, and these are thirteen year old boys and girls, and its bloody and disgusting. Within thirty seconds two boys had fainted and the lights went on and they were carried out. I put my hands over my face because I realised I couldn’t watch this.”

The actress, who is married to American director Taylor Hackford, said she was deeply affected by the film: “I swear it traumatised me, I haven’t had children and I can’t look at anything to do with childbirth, it absolutely disgusts me.”

Is she disgusted by gallbladders? This is straight out of Dr. Moreau … or Hannibal Lecter.

MONDAY, Sept. 17 (HealthDay News) — French surgeons report removing a gallbladder through a woman’s vagina, joining a handful of surgeons around the world who have tried the novel technique because it eliminates visible scarring and minimizes postoperative pain. In March, surgeons at Columbia University in New York City performed a similar operation, and, last week, so did surgeons at the University of California, San Diego. The procedure has also been used for removing the appendix.

What next? Your Costco groceries? Even kids, for the most part, are “optional,” as is everything else that goes in/out … but not through. Seriously. That is just plain wrong. What sick bastard came up with the “let’s try this exit” approach? I’d rather have a scar on my side then a gallbladder in my - oh, I can barely even write about this. Dame Helen, where are you?

Thank the Virgin Mary that there is someone on our side:

“As a woman, I find it distasteful and invasive to have the vagina used as a midtown tunnel for the traffic of surgery, simply because there are a few surgeons who are looking to find something new to do,” said Dr. Christine Ren, an assistant professor of surgery at New York University School of Medicine.

Think of it this way: knowing that a gallbladder had taken the tunnel would you stop at that rest stop for a bite? I think not.

Dana Johnson, who had her gallbladder removed through her vagina at the University of California at San Diego on Sept. 11, applauded the technique. “I think it would be more gross to have it taken out of my mouth, but that’s just me,” said Johnson, 42.

5 to 22 lbs of what?

Digestive Clearing House of Information? What?

The infomercial from hell.

Playing to your audience

Yessirree, them wingnuts be lovin’ their Michael Yon. Yon’s latest missive is a two barrel blast at the “MSM” for misreporting all the wonderful success we’re having in Iraq and creating a misimpression that Iraq is, you know, a major clusterfuck:

But it wasn’t until I spent that week back in the States that I realized how bad things have gotten. I believe we are witnessing a conspiracy of coincidences conflating to exert an incomprehensibly destructive force on the free press system that we largely take for granted. The fact that the week in question also happened to be when General Petraeus and Ambassador Crocker were delivering their reports to Congress makes me wonder if things are actually worse than I’ve assessed, and I returned to Iraq sadly convinced that General Petraeus now has to deal from a deck clearly stacked against him in both America and Iraq.

The free press is being destroyed because the free press should be sharing Yon’s “Iraq is a success” narrative and backing General Petraeus’s views (shared by the Bush administration) that we’ve taken a 180 degree turn in Iraq from bad to good, even though most conservative narratives never conceded that it was bad in the first place.

Further problems arise because the press’s “misreporting” has (in his view) created an unfavorable impression of America’s good deeds in Iraq:

As I travel around the world, I see that even many of our close allies have a false impression of American soldiers as brutally oppressive towards people. Even our great friends in Singapore and the United Kingdom, and the pro-American people on the island of Bali, Indonesia, think we are savaging people. This loss of moral leadership will be costly to Americans on many fronts for many generations to come.

This loss of moral leadership, naturally, stems not from the false accusations which led to this war, not from incidents like the recent Blackwater shooting spree, not from the Abu Ghraib scandal, not from policies legitimizing torture, not from our boorish and immature Chief Executive, and not from the inevitable civilian casualties which result from the use of bombs and rockets in an urban guerilla warfare. Naturally, it is the press’s bad coverage of these events, and the failure to cover the good stuff, which is responsible for America’s image.

Wingnuttia eats up stuff like this.

Naturally, the only place to turn for real, unadulterated-by-conspiracy-of-conincidences news is places like Yon’s site, which, coincidentally is expanding and needs money:

The only antidote for this toxic press is a steady dose of detailed stories about the amazing men and women who serve in the United States military.

Amazing men and women, it turns out, whose accounts are very favorable towards the war, and are published on Yon’s site. But it turns out freedom isn’t free.

As with the syndication project, there will be costs. The total reworking of the website including accrued bills, and the initial translation from past and up to about six months in the future, is roughly $100,000. One thousand people supporting the effort with $125 contributions would make it all happen.

In Right Blogostan, Yon holds a special place, dearer to God even than General Petraeus. His narrative is scripture, unquestioned and unimpeachable. At least as long as the message is one the right wants to hear.

I don’t doubt Yon’s sincerity, but I have serious doubts about his infallibility. Mostly because the whole “media is getting it wrong” and “Good News From Iraq” memes have been so badly overplayed, for years and years and years. Yon may be an optimist, looking for things to improve, or an ideologist who believes that framing positively the narrative forms the reality.

It was a compliant press which helped pave the way for this invasion. It was the failure of the press to question assumptions voiced by the administration that this war would be cheap, quick, and easy. If the press is, as Yon claims, stuck focusing on the past failures in Iraq, this is so because it was duped, over and over, broadcasting administration memes of “dead enders” and Iraqis “standing up” during campaign cycles. If the press, and the American people, aren’t as trusting and positive as Yon would like, it is because both have been lied to repeatedly, and because the latest, greatest story of success in Iraq seems over-scripted, and, despite all the effort put into differentiating this from all the previous claims of success through new faces, all too familiar.

Like John Cole, I would like to believe Yon’s account, but too much has transpired, and too many dissonant voices conflict with his narrative. 2.2 million Iraqis aren’t refugees living abroad because of what ABC, the Post, or the New York Times reports. And hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions, more didn’t flee their homes and become internally displaced because Paul Krugman made a harsh assessment on Iraq.

Bad Religion? — Los Angeles Is Burning

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Gangsters Anonymous

Jill Leovy of the Homicide Report talks to Kenny Mitchell, the founder of Gangster’s Anonymous.

HR: What does it mean to recover from the “gangster mentality” ?

Mitchell: It’s about showing people how to live life one day at a time, crime-free–no matter what. It doesn’t matter what you call yourself, whether you’re a pimp, player, hustler. It’s a disease, a mental disorder. For many gangsters, it has to do with post-traumatic stress. For me, it meant my instant solution to all problems was to be aggressive. It’s about control. It’s about not being a buster. I had to learn to be buster, to be square.

Read the rest here.

Pray for Porter!

Oh NO!

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Porter Wagoner ailing, hospitalized

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NASHVILLE, Tenn. - Porter Wagoner has been hospitalized with an undisclosed ailment and is in serious condition, his publicist says. Darlene Bieber said the 80-year-old Grand Ole Opry star, known for his trademark rhinestone stage outfits, “is asking for prayers from his friends and fans.”

She had no other information, Bieber said Thursday. WSMV-TV reported that Wagoner was admitted to the hospital earlier this week for observation. He was hospitalized for two weeks in July 2006 after suffering a stomach aneurism. In May, he celebrated his 50th year on the Grand Ole Opry, the long-running live country music show. He helped launch Dolly Parton’s career by hiring her as his duet partner in 1967.

Wagoner’s career took an upturn this year when he signed with ANTI-records, an eclectic Los Angeles label best known for alt-rock acts such as Tom Waits, Nick Cave and Neko Case. He released the album “Wagonmaster,” earning Wagoner some of the best reviews of his career.

Wagoner was the opening act for the White Stripes at a sold-out show at Madison Square Garden in Manhattan this summer.

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Ellen seeks to reclaim Iggy

I’m so confused.

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