Things I wish I’d written (a continuing series)

Posted on October 31, 2007 by Alex

Categories: TIWIW

Today it’s John Cole:

Long story short, I got up there to register as an independent, said “Fuck it,” and now I am a Democrat. . . . Now send me my check from Soros and the 40 virgins.

Freakin’ brilliant.

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Comments:

  1. Who would have ever thought that unapologetic sanity would be enough to bring one to tears?

    Comment by LanceThruster — October 31, 2007 @ 8:19 pm

  2. We discount for converts. Those of us who stuck with it from the beginning got 72 virgins.

    By the way, does it trouble ANYONE that so many Republicans are finding the Democratic party a safe(r) haven?

    Comment by actor212 — November 1, 2007 @ 9:15 am