
“Be sure to check our Aquadots at the candy counter!”
Because whatever movie theater this double feature is playing in would surely have them:
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You gotta love gmail’s “smart” ads. On one hand they creep me out, and on the other, I’m hoping there’s some pervy guy in little round glasses in a back room somewhere, getting his occasional kicks by putting ads like that alongside people’s email.

Me and my friends used to play a game at parties called “Double Feature”. The object was to either a) pick two movies that went really well together or teo movies that were REALLY totally incongrous. An example of the first method might be “The Red Shoes” and “An American In Paris.” An example of the second, “Apocalypse Now” and “Benji”. You see where I’m going with this.
See, when I did that, it was “The Unbearable Lightness of Star Wars”…