Chubby Chaser
FORT PIERCE, Fla. — A 300-pound prostitute robbed a man of $100 before pedaling away on a blue bicycle, according to a police report.The case of the hefty hooker happened about 1:10 a.m. Monday as the 32-year-old man rode his bicycle when the assailant came up to him. “The female approached asking (the alleged victim) did he want a date, which meant she wanted him to pay for some sex,” the report states.
The man told investigators he felt sorry for the woman and pulled $10 from his wallet to give to her. That’s when she allegedly pushed him off his bicycle and wrestled him down. She snatched his wallet, stole $100 and then pedaled off. The alleged victim, who wasn’t injured, described his assailant as weighing 300 pounds and clad in blue jeans and a white T-shirt. An officer searched the area but couldn’t find the woman.
There are so many things wrong with this.
Felt sorry?
No one saw a 300 lb woman on a bicycle?
That means she got far.
Sadly, I can actually say that I’m from Fort Pierce.
As ridiculous as it sounds, I’m surprised this is the first time someone has been robbed by a hefty hooker in the Fort Pierce area.
On my way to school each morning, I drive the same road that this guy got robbed on. But I guess it’s a whole lot easier to rob a guy on a bicycle than a guy in a CRV. Haha..