
Hat Trick of Stupid




SEPARATED AT BIRTH?
You gotta hand it to the boys and girls at the National Review. After 5 years of pimping a failed war and an imbecilic presidency, they’ve endorsed a candidate who, in terms of sheer guts and personal fortitude, makes the incredible Mr. Limpet look like Vince Lombardi.
And the endorsement is a ringing one, too:
Each of the men running for the Republican nomination has strengths, and none has everything — all the traits, all the positions — we are looking for. . . . It is true that he has less foreign-policy experience than Thompson [ed: he's the really lazy one, in case you forgot] . . . . It is true that he has reversed some of his positions. . . . Romney has been plagued by the sense that his is a passionless, paint-by-the-numbers conservatism. . . . In this most fluid and unpredictable Republican field, we vote for Mitt Romney.
Vote for Romney — he’s likely better than a dose of clap.
More: Great minds, and all that.
