Whiskey Responsible for Bush’s failed Presidency

Bush says he wouldn’t be President if he hadn’t stopped drinking whiskey:

In an exclusive interview with ABC News, President Bush spoke more candidly than ever before about his past alcohol addiction.

“I doubt I’d be standing here if I hadn’t quit drinking whiskey, and beer and wine and all that,” the president disclosed Tuesday to ABC News’ Martha Raddatz during an exclusive tour of the White House residence.

The president told ABC News he quit drinking over 20 years ago — cold turkey.

“I had too much to drink one night, and the next day I didn’t have any,” Bush said. “The next day I decided to quit and I haven’t had a drink since 1986.”

If ever this nation needed a drink somewhere, it was in Bush’s hand each day since 1986.

His cumulative hangovers would be nuthin’ compared to the hangover this dry drunk has given this country and the world from his 5 year binge of incompetent, authoritarian, civil rights shredding and war-mongering.

I blame the whiskey. Where were you, whiskey, when we needed you?

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Comments:

  1. I feel the same way about Martini Republic.

    Comment by Paul — December 12, 2007 @ 10:50 am
  2. Oooh, Paul…

    Listen, he should go back to whiskey and stop dropping Oxycontin…

    Comment by actor212 — December 12, 2007 @ 1:56 pm
  3. I thought he stopped drinking too, but here is footage of him drinking at a recent summit:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKc6UMfZW6U&feature=related

    check out the overpour leading to a massive spillage, was he drunk???

    Comment by Chump Stain — December 19, 2007 @ 11:26 am
  4. Chump,

    That was a bottle of Buckler’s, which is non-alcoholic

    Comment by actor212 — December 19, 2007 @ 12:02 pm
  5. i kind of figured it was an N/A beer…but I couldnt tell from the video, thanks.

    Comment by Chump Stain — December 19, 2007 @ 4:15 pm