
Snow falls in Baghdad
Snow fell on Baghdad on Friday for the first time in memory, and delighted residents declared it an omen of peace.
“It is the first time we’ve seen snow in Baghdad,” said 60-year-old Hassan Zahar. “We’ve seen sleet before, but never snow. I looked at the faces of all the people, they were astonished,” he said.
We are unable to confirm rumors that Michael Ledeen and Joe Lieberman experienced spontaneous orgasms due to a mistaken report that the snow was actually fallout from a nuclear strike on Iran, or some other filthy raghead-infested country in the region.
