What Burns in Vegas. . .
Apparently won’t close down the casino, even if the casino itself is what’s burning:
A three-alarm fire is in progress on top of the Monte Carlo Resort and Casino at 3770 Las Vegas Blvd. S.
The blaze began shortly after 11 a.m. Friday.
Dark plumes of smoke can be seen, and fire crews are en route to the scene.
The blaze began at the top of the hotel and is spreading down. There are 32 floors and about 3,000 people staying at the hotel.
Here’s the best part:
The fire is burning in three different parts of the casino.
Guests were spotted looking out of hotel windows, and guests are gambling. There has been no evacuation.
Debris is falling from the blaze, and it is catching other parts of the hotel on fire.
Fucking Casino is on fire with multiple blazes, burning debris igniting other parts of the building, but the are open and the slots are still running. What burns in Vegas — it doesn’t matter, just keep those tables open!
Dude, can you blame them? I mean, you know, someone’s gotta pay the mortgage!
These dice are on fire! No, they really are.
How many booking joints do you think ran snap wagers on damage, casualties etc.?