Attention Home Depot Shoppers …

Posted on March 29, 2008 by Donna Lethal

Categories: batshit crazy

BELLEVUE, Ohio — Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.

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Wait … it was his table, his property, and it wasn’t a living thing … I just don’t get why it’s illegal.

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Comments:

  1. I wondered to. I guess because the sick bastard was outside.
    I bet he’s a Repub.

    Comment by merlallen — March 31, 2008 @ 6:10 am

  2. I hear the table had nice legs.

    (drumroll)

    Hey, I’ll be here all week, don’t forget to tip your waitresses. Try the veal.

    Comment by Paul — March 31, 2008 @ 8:47 am

  3. Wonder what special features and commentary tracks are on those DVDs…

    Comment by Dave S. — March 31, 2008 @ 9:11 am

  4. At least he didn’t win the Kenneth Pinyan Award for lethal carnal perversion.

    Comment by Alex — March 31, 2008 @ 1:42 pm

  5. Must you use the word “lethal” in such a way.
    Four DVDs … someone was having fun. They must be uploaded somewhere I’m sure.

    Comment by Donna Lethal — March 31, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

  6. I just hope the evidence tech who handled them was wearing gloves.

    Who would video a guy fucking a picnic table? And why?

    Comment by Alex — March 31, 2008 @ 3:36 pm

  7. They should hook him up with the guy who fucked a bicycle.

    Comment by Donna Lethal — April 2, 2008 @ 5:43 pm