Don’t Think Of It As Killing Your Wife, Think Of It As Getting Satellite T.V.
Man Installing Satellite TV Shoots, Kills Wife
SEDALIA, Mo. — Officials are trying to determine whether to file charges against a man who fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite television system in their home.
Patsy D. Long, 34, of Deep Water, was pronounced dead early Saturday evening after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber handgun.
Patsy Long was standing outside the residence while her husband was installing a satellite television system.
According to sheriff’s department spokesman Maj. Robert Hills, Ronald Long fired a shot from the inside of their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means. Investigators said Ronald Long believed his family was inside the house.
He told authorities that he fired a second shot, then called out his wife’s name and the names of their two children. When he got no reply, he ran outside and found his wounded wife.
I dunno … maybe it’s not funny.
Okay … it isn’t funny.
But, I guess fatal stupidity never is all that funny.
I’m guessing it was DirecTV.
A direct hit, anyway …
There is a term for this: Darwin Award by Proxy.
its not a matter of what kind of sattelite it was it was a acident that hurt a family and friends. it is not a laughing matter but something for everyone to learn from