Please don’t squeeze the Charmin
WICHITA, Kan. (AP) — Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend’s toilet after sitting on it for two years. Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said the 35-year-old Ness City woman initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. “We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.” “She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself . . . According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”
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But McFarren said Babcock moved around in the bathroom during that time, bathed and changed into the clothes he brought her. He said they conversed and had an otherwise normal relationship — except that it all happened in the bathroom.
Thank fucking God there is no picture of THAT!.
how could that even happen? and where did the boyfriend go when he needed a toilet?
See, that’s what I thought! No one even noticed the cop’s name was Charmin. I saw on the news that her family wants to press charges against the guy. ?
Oops, I mean “Whipple.” It’s early.