Archive: April2008

And now those Gay Nazi dolls have a Fuhrer. . .

At the old blog, years ago, we were stunned by the story of an apparent gay Nazi doll collector — both the collector and the Nazi dolls (or at least some of them, anyway) were gay. Here’s a pic and some text from his craigslisting:

Fritz and Marius

here’s Marius the SS officer and Fritz the panzer cadet.
they are gay.
a lot of people in the ‘action figure community’ are mean to me because some of my dolls are gay.
i have around 65 action figures, but only 5 or 6 are gay.
but meanwhile, the people in this hobby act like all my guys are gay.
they are mean to me.

Now, courtesy of “growing extreme right political sentiment in Ukraine” comes the perfect complement to Fritz and Marius — the Hitler doll:

Hitler doll

From the Daily Mail:

An action-man style doll of Nazi leader Adolf Hitler has gone on sale in the Ukraine, with saleswomen comparing the doll to Barbie.

Supermarkets in the capital Kiev are stocking the 40 centimetre high figure of the fuhrer, complete with jackboots, leather trench-coat and swastika armband.

The £100 figure has a spare head “with a kind expression on it,” glasses and several changes of clothes.

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One saleswoman said: “It is like Barbie. Kids can undress fuhrer, pin on medals and there’s a spare head in the kit to give him a kinder expression on his face.

He has glasses that are round, in the manner of pacifist Jon [sic] Lennon“.

Upon hearing of this clear link between Lennon and Hitler, liberal and fascist, Jonah Goldberg reportedly exclaimed “I knew it!” and burst the waistband on his stretch Dockers.

You Might Think This Story Is From The Onion, But It Isn’t — It Really Is An AP Headline on Yahoo

Paris Hilton talks about public search for new best friend

How does Sandy Cohen write this stuff with a straight face?: “Hilton, who also serves as the show’s executive producer, took time out after an MTV business meeting to talk with The Associated Press about her public quest for friendship.” (I love that “took time out” line — like Paris Hilton wouldn’t make time to do an interview. Doing interviews is what she does.)

Even The Onion couldn’t make this up:

AP: Do you think you can find a real, lasting friendship this way? Do you have a preference of male or female?

Hilton: I just want to see the contestants and see how they are. I don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, just as long as its someone I can trust, someone I can have fun with and just someone who’s going to be able to like handle all the other things that are going to come with being my best friend.

AP: Like what?

Hilton: Just being in the media, just someone who’s not going to care about that, just someone who cares about me.

Also, according to the AP:

Pine beetle outbreaks turn forests into carbon source

US works to determine how to deal with Maoists in Nepal

Politics Happens Here

Time magazine has appropriated the NBA’s split-screen imagery and the basketball league’s There Can Only Be One tagline.

time

The league has been running the ads to promote the playoffs, I’ve seen one with Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O’Neal and another with Kevin Garnett and LeBron James.

On today’s Dan Patrick radio program, NBA Commissioner David Stern discussed Time’s cover. I was driving and didn’t take any notes, but I’m pretty sure that the commish mentioned that the magazine acknowledged that they were aping the NBA’s campaign on its cover.

It’s a tribute to the league’s marketing arm — the commercials are very well done.

And here are a couple I hadn’t seen yet:

If I ever. . . .

Today is the Pennsylvania Primary

Rocky!!! Rocky!!! Rocky!!!

Here’s hoping for the knockout …

More Pantload Spoor Soils Times

The latest from the Doughy One: an op-ed defending neoconservatism citing an article by arch-neoconservative Robert Kagan.

That’s like quoting an article from a pederast defending child sex.

Goldberg’s latest crapone, however, does contain further proof that the Doughy Pantload remains oblivious to irony. Starting with this wonderful line:

During the post-9/11 age of neo-phobia, when an irrational fear of anything that might be called “neoconservative” gripped the nation, such critiques passed as intelligently nuanced.

Ironic, because there is nothing irrational about fearing the group of influential and incompetent ideologues who “masterminded” the Iraq invasion, an action which a recent Pentagon studied labeled a major debacle. The fact that the administration which gave birth to this debacle continues to rely on the same soggy-headed twits who dreamed up the invasion in the first place should inspire fear, none of it irrational.

Also ironic is Pantload’s use of the term “intelligently nuanced,” after his blunt treatise on so-called “liberal fascism” and years of absurdly ignorant commentary bursting forth from the strained seat of Jonah’s overstuffed pants.

A Pantload op-ed is hardly complete without an absurdly mangled historical misanalogy to demonstrate the depth of his ignorance and analytical deficits. And this one doesn’t disappoint. Attempting to defend the Iraq invasion as an action, he trots out the “examples” of Germany and Japan, the classic neo-conservative retreat to intellectual absolute zero:

America’s forcible promotion of democracy has been both successful (Germany, Japan) and unsuccessful (Vietnam). Where Iraq falls in the win-loss columns is unknowable right now. But the idea that the “Iraq project” is some bizarre and otherworldly enterprise will seem laughable to historians a century from now, even if it is viewed as a disaster.

Of course, America did not attack Germany and Japan with the goal of forcibly promoting democracy, as our bloated neocon idiot suggests. In fact, we didn’t attack them at all; each country declared war on the United States and unleashed unrestricted and total war against American territory, armed forces and merchant shipping, without provocation.

The fact that, after successfully defended ourselves against Axis aggression in the most destructive conflict in history, we found ourselves with no choice other than to occupy and rebuild those countries along a democratic model cannot seriously be taken as a justification to attacking nations which posed little or no threat to us on false premises, in order to install a government to our liking. Especially when that formidable task is undertaken by a group so lacking core competence and expertise as our inept and ideologically blinded Neoconservative warmongers. Compounding the blunder of invading was the burden of the neoconservatives staffing the occupying authority with ideologically compatible incompetents, like Neoconservative Michael Ledeen’s unqualified but well-connected Neocon daughter.

We didn’t choose to occupy Japan and Germany, we did so because we had no other choice after the end of the war. Analogizing World War II to Iraq is like comparing shooting a gun-wielding attacker in self-defense to shooting a stranger in the back because a drunk known to be a liar told you maybe he has a weapon. One is justifiable because you had no other choice; the other is reckless and stupid.

The fact that neoconservatives like Goldberg are incapable of grasping the blatant distinction between defending against aggression and fostering it — a distinction as obvious as the intellectual fat girding Pantload’s thinking, as surely as the physical fat girding his midriff — only serves to underscore why it is rational to fear the neoconservative lunatics who are now pining for yet another war against Iran.

The Military Propagandist Industry

“Think of the press as a great keyboard on which the government can play.”

“The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly - it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over” Josef Goebbels

A New York Times article exposes the Bush Administration’s Goebbellian methods and its use of so-called military analysts to play its tune over the television networks, the tune being the selling of its war in Iraq. A recent Pentagon study labeled the Iraq war a “major debacle,” but you wouldn’t have known that based on the happy song sung by the analysts.

Behind Military Analysts, the Pentagon’s Hidden Hand:

To the public, these men are members of a familiar fraternity, presented tens of thousands of times on television and radio as “military analysts” whose long service has equipped them to give authoritative and unfettered judgments about the most pressing issues of the post-Sept. 11 world.

Hidden behind that appearance of objectivity, though, is a Pentagon information apparatus that has used those analysts in a campaign to generate favorable news coverage of the administration’s wartime performance, an examination by The New York Times has found.

The effort, which began with the buildup to the Iraq war and continues to this day, has sought to exploit ideological and military allegiances, and also a powerful financial dynamic: Most of the analysts have ties to military contractors vested in the very war policies they are asked to assess on air.

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Records and interviews show how the Bush administration has used its control over access and information in an effort to transform the analysts into a kind of media Trojan horsean instrument intended to shape terrorism coverage from inside the major TV and radio networks.

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Internal Pentagon documents repeatedly refer to the military analysts as “message force multipliers” or “surrogates” who could be counted on to deliver administration “themes and messages” to millions of Americans “in the form of their own opinions.”

Though many analysts are paid network consultants, making $500 to $1,000 per appearance, in Pentagon meetings they sometimes spoke as if they were operating behind enemy lines, interviews and transcripts show. Some offered the Pentagon tips on how to outmaneuver the networks, or as one analyst put it to Donald H. Rumsfeld, then the defense secretary, “the Chris Matthewses and the Wolf Blitzers of the world.” Some warned of planned stories or sent the Pentagon copies of their correspondence with network news executives. Many — although certainly not all — faithfully echoed talking points intended to counter critics.

“Good work,” Thomas G. McInerney, a retired Air Force general, consultant and Fox News analyst, wrote to the Pentagon after receiving fresh talking points in late 2006. “We will use it.”

The depth of the contempt this administration has for a free press, constitutional rights, and basic democratic institutions will not be truly revealed until after they have left office and operations like the one the NYTimes was forced to sue to reveal have been fully investigated.

The article details how the Pentagon organized its cadre of military analysts not to filter information, but to amplify the administration’s pro-war message, starting in the days leading up to the Iraq invasion, and how many of those analysts had financial or ideological interests in advocating the Iraq invasion. The network analysts functioned essentially as government propagandists rather than independent journalists, concerned with pushing administration talking points rather than providing objective information, explaining facts, or giving impartial analysis.

In the fall and winter leading up to the invasion, the Pentagon armed its analysts with talking points portraying Iraq as an urgent threat. The basic case became a familiar mantra: Iraq possessed chemical and biological weapons, was developing nuclear weapons, and might one day slip some to Al Qaeda; an invasion would be a relatively quick and inexpensive “war of liberation.”

At the Pentagon, members of Ms. Clarke’s staff marveled at the way the analysts seamlessly incorporated material from talking points and briefings as if it was their own.

“You could see that they were messaging,” Mr. Krueger said. “You could see they were taking verbatim what the secretary was saying or what the technical specialists were saying. And they were saying it over and over and over.” Some days, he added, “We were able to click on every single station and every one of our folks were up there delivering our message. You’d look at them and say, ‘This is working.’ ”

Yes, it worked fabulously, unless you happen to be one of the thousands of soldiers killed, or tens of thousands maimed. The extent to which the administration got the major news organizations, with few exceptions, to pimp fear, sell the war and create the opportunity for Bush, Rumsfeld and their cohorts to create the major debacle which is Iraq is unmatched in modern history, with just a few ugly exceptions.

Our military establishment, in conjunction with the Bush administration, used the “free” press to deliver “themes and messages” to the tragic detriment of this nation and the people both were sworn to serve.

Bush League Strategist

George W. Bush, March 19, 2008:

The surge is working. And as a return on our success in Iraq, we’ve begun bringing some of our troops home.

The surge has done more than turn the situation in Iraq around — it has opened the door to a major strategic victory in the broader war on terror.

McClatchy’s Washington bureau provides the story on a reality based puncture to the fatuous balloon of Bush’s myopic declaration:

The war in Iraq has become “a major debacle” and the outcome “is in doubt” despite improvements in security from the buildup in U.S. forces, according to a highly critical study published Thursday by the Pentagon’s premier military educational institute.

The report released by the National Defense University raises fresh doubts about President Bush’s projections of a U.S. victory in Iraq just a week after Bush announced that he was suspending U.S. troop reductions.

The report carries considerable weight because it was written by Joseph Collins, a former senior Pentagon official, and was based in part on interviews with other former senior defense and intelligence officials who played roles in prewar preparations.

It was published by the university’s National Institute for Strategic Studies, a Defense Department research center.

“Measured in blood and treasure, the war in Iraq has achieved the status of a major war and a major debacle,” says the report’s opening line.

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The report said that the United States has suffered serious political costs, with its standing in the world seriously diminished. Moreover, operations in Iraq have diverted “manpower, materiel and the attention of decision-makers” from “all other efforts in the war on terror” and severely strained the U.S. armed forces.

“Compounding all of these problems, our efforts there (in Iraq) were designed to enhance U.S. national security, but they have become, at least temporarily, an incubator for terrorism and have emboldened Iran to expand its influence throughout the Middle East,” the report continued.

All of which raises the question: Why does the Pentagon Hate America?

Finger-gate. Or, The American Polity has lost its collective mind

The latest Barack Obama controversy, after Bitter-gate. Fingergate.

During a speech, Obama scratched his cheek with his finger. His middle finger. So obviously, say some, he is giving Hillary Clinton the finger.

Except he isn’t pointing the finger forward, doesn’t appear to be curling his other fingers to make a fist with his hand, and doesn’t even curl his index finger down (look at the photo below from the LATimes link) so therefore appears to be giving Hillary a couple of fingers, whatever that means.

All I can conclude is that if, as the batshit crazy, or pro-Hillary camps believe, Obama is giving Hillary the finger, he has a lot to learn about proper presentation. This may be the one area in which our current President has excelled. Here is a much better example of the firm, unambiguous flipping of the bird:

MORE: John Cole also notices something problematic with the “OMG, Obama gave Hillary the finger!” hysteria, and a photograph taken from the side which rather conclusively debunks the single finger from the grassy knoll theory.

And MyDD has a comment with a frame-by-frame breakdown showing Obama raising two fingers, not one.

Fuck you, Pope

Pope Wazanazi speaks out on the ills of US society:

Pope Benedict tempered his praise for American religious tolerance on Wednesday with a warning that U.S. society can quietly undermine Catholicism by reducing all faiths to a lowest common denominator.

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“It is not enough to count on this traditional religiosity and go about business as usual, even as its foundations are being slowly undermined,” he warned the bishops gathered at the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception in Washington.

The “American brand of secularism,” he said, “can subtly reduce religious belief to a lowest common denominator.”

Maybe you should worry about your priests fucking American children before you worry about American secularism and tolerance reducing religious beliefs to a lowest common denominator.

Archdioceses across the country are liquidating church-owned properties to pay off judgments to children molested by Catholic priests, and Pope Ratfucker is worried about secularism?

Fuck you and the ugly hat you rode in on.