You Might Think This Story Is From The Onion, But It Isn’t — It Really Is An AP Headline on Yahoo
Paris Hilton talks about public search for new best friend
How does Sandy Cohen write this stuff with a straight face?: “Hilton, who also serves as the show’s executive producer, took time out after an MTV business meeting to talk with The Associated Press about her public quest for friendship.” (I love that “took time out” line — like Paris Hilton wouldn’t make time to do an interview. Doing interviews is what she does.)
Even The Onion couldn’t make this up:
AP: Do you think you can find a real, lasting friendship this way? Do you have a preference of male or female?
Hilton: I just want to see the contestants and see how they are. I don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, just as long as its someone I can trust, someone I can have fun with and just someone who’s going to be able to like handle all the other things that are going to come with being my best friend.
AP: Like what?
Hilton: Just being in the media, just someone who’s not going to care about that, just someone who cares about me.
Also, according to the AP:
