
Shorter Jonah Goldberg
Today’s epic Pantload spoor is titled Can Obama rescue Bush?
If history is written by clueless Doughy Pantloads, Bush will be either venerated or overlooked, depending on how lucky he is or how successful we are in blaming others for his fuck ups.
Verbatim Doughy Pantload:
A successful Obama presidency would have the unintended consequence of making Bush’s memoir a success story.
