Bush couldn’t watch TV and eat a pretzel at the same time
But Barack can body surf without drowning hisself.
This will no doubt cause an immediate reaction amongst the kerner conspiracy theorists among the 101st fighting keyboarders, who all know black people can’t swim, let alone surf, and will be trying to use this to prove Obama is a Kenyan-born Islamunist Rooskie sleeper agent implanted into this country to destroy Exxon-Mobil’s quarterly profits.
Sandy Beach has great body surfing, if you can avoid getting clobbered by the body boarders because you’re a haole. Of course, Obama isn’t. . .
Somehow, this will be good news for McCain.
BAH!
You call that aquatic?
McCain burned an aircraft carrier!