Shorter Jonah Goldberg

Today’s Pantload spoor from the LATimes, in a stoopid nutshell:

John McCain’s ineffectual and bellicose rhetoric on Georgia* and impotent demand for NATO intervention puts him miles ahead of Obama’s considered, ineffectual rhetoric, which is really more like Bush playing grabass with volleyball players. And if you ignore David Letterman’s mockery of McCain, you can argue he agrees with me.

If you ignore the fact that McCain sounds delusional and has no fucking clue what he’s doing, he sounds really impressive.

*Even the parts lifted from Wikipedia

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Comments:

  1. I like how Jonah Goldberg ignores the “mocking” in order to prove his point, which is central to his argument….

    Comment by actor212 — August 13, 2008 @ 8:37 am
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