Wingnut Excusology

L. Ron Hubbard they ain’t, but as Sadly, No! points out, they still are trying mightily to come up with a theological reason or any explanation other than senility or plain idontgiveafuckaboutyoulittlepeople-ness why John McCain doesn’t know how many houses he has.

My favorite: Assmissile comparing asking how many houses one has to asking how many ties one has.

{I]f a reporter asked me how many ties I own, there’s no way I could answer. Just like McCain, I’d tell him he has to ask my wife.

Fuck, why not compare “how many houses do you own?” to “how many eggs are in the fridge” or “how many forks are in your drawer?” if you’re going to head down that path of stupid.

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Comments:

  1. If this is all you liberals have on McCain then no wonder your guy Obama is in deep trouble.

    Lets see.

    1. Racist Pastor.

    2. Anti-American wife.

    3. Friends with weatherman terrorists.

    4. Friends with communists.

    5. The endorsement of the American Communist Party.

    6. His own anti-Americanism ie. refusal to cross heart during national anthemn ect.

    7. Support for infanticide.

    8. Comparing America’s liberation of Iraq with Russia’s war of aggression against Georgia.

    9. Niavity on foerign policy ie. suggests invading our ally Pakistan.

    10. Most liberal voting record in Senate.

    Not to mention his complete lack of experience in well… everything.

    This elections gonna be a slam dunk for McCain. One more house he can add to his list.

    Comment by Erik Pontoppiddan — August 22, 2008 @ 3:27 pm
  2. You forgot Obama’s secret Islamunist agenda and the fact that he wasn’t born in the United States before attending a radical madrassa in Indonesia with Osama bin Ladin’s cousin, with whom he’s BFF.

    Comment by Alex — August 22, 2008 @ 4:30 pm
  3. you dumbasses trot out that most liberal votes bullshit every four years. think of something new next time, please.

    Comment by merl — August 23, 2008 @ 5:25 am