Mr. Sulu, aka George Takei, ties the knot! Congratulations and best of luck. . . . sucker!

BREAKING NEWS!: Below, William Shatner fights urge to destroy his 6th (or is it 7th) marriage!

“Must. . . . not . . . .become. . . . gay!”

The HuffPo’s Jason Linkins reports on the brilliant new campaign slogan the GOP is issuing to its legions:

“The Change You Deserve”

Which, aptly enough, is already the advertising slogan for the anti-depressant Effexor, which is also known as Venlafaxine. Because you’ll need anti-depressants if we have another 4 years of the shit Bush and the GOP has been dealing.

I’d like to suggest the GOP add a new theme song to go with “The Change You Deserve”

Assuming, of course, Wright was actually running for office, other than in the fetid minds of corporate media and Wingnut bloggers.

Time magazine has appropriated the NBA’s split-screen imagery and the basketball league’s There Can Only Be One tagline.

The league has been running the ads to promote the playoffs, I’ve seen one with Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O’Neal and another with Kevin Garnett and LeBron James.

On today’s Dan Patrick radio program, NBA Commissioner David Stern discussed Time’s cover. I was driving and didn’t take any notes, but I’m pretty sure that the commish mentioned that the magazine acknowledged that they were aping the NBA’s campaign on its cover.

It’s a tribute to the league’s marketing arm — the commercials are very well done.

And here are a couple I hadn’t seen yet:

Rocky!!! Rocky!!! Rocky!!!

Here’s hoping for the knockout …

We all remember the classic song, “Ken Lee,” right?

Didn’t O’Reilly write a trashy novel?

The problem is “hyper-inflated self-esteem.”

From Infomania/Current