According to Drudge, “EXITS SHOW EASY OBAMA WIN IN NC”

Also claims HRC’s people are expecting up to a 15 point loss.

For what it’s worth. . .

He’d be right at home here!

GUELPH, Ontario — Police in Ontario are looking for a man who allegedly approached women and asked them to kick him in the groin.

Three women reported similar incidents to police over the past two months, and two of the women reported the suspect was on a bicycle. None of the women reported injuries.

Police Sgt. Cate Welsh said Monday the man’s request is not a crime, but they are concerned nonetheless.

“That kind of behavior tends to be a precursor to sexual assault. That’s what we’re trying to determine,” Welsh said.

and headed for that bocce court …

RM: That is soooooo hot.

A Wallstreeter and his girl are on the same bocce team. They’re losing bad.

He says to me, “Don’t these fuckers know that if we lose I don’t get laid?”

Well, I say, do they?

“Yeah,” he says. “they do. Still,” he adds, hopefully, “even if we lose I get a blowjob.”

His girlfriend, who’s standing a few feet away, laughs.

“OK,” he concedes, “it’s not a blowjob.”

Oh? I say.

“She spits on her hands a few times, so it feels like a blowjob.”

I wince.

My friend, I say, I mean no disrespect, but that’s the biggest, fattest, rationalization I’ve heard this week.

He hangs his head. “But when she…”

No, I say, it doesn’t.

A few minutes later, the Wallstreeter and his girl proclaim victory.

“Thank god,” he says. “The thing is, she’ll probably do it. But the last thing I want is toothy head.”

To which we both said, Amen.