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Idiot Math

Purple fingerz=freedom

Or not so much.

Zimbabweans voted Friday in a runoff presidential election with only one candidate - President Robert Mugabe - and some said they had been coerced, fearing punishment or even death unless they could produce a finger colored with red ink as evidence of having cast a ballot.

But even so, participation at many locations was sparse, a contrast with the long lines of people who voted in the March 29 election in which, by the official count, Morgan Tsvangirai finished ahead of Mugabe, 48 percent to 43 percent.

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In some other suburbs of Harare, the capital, residents said they had been rounded up Thursday night, forced to chant pro-Mugabe slogans until daybreak and then force-marched to the polls. They were told to copy the serial numbers off their ballots so it could be confirmed later that they had voted for their 84-year-old president.

It’s early, but. . .

Damn:

A Times/Bloomberg Poll says that in a two-man contest, 49% of respondents favor Barack Obama, while 37% support John McCain. With Ralph Nader and Bob Barr added to the mix, Obama holds 15-point edge.

Those aren’t good numbers for McCain. And there’s more:

Moreover, McCain suffers from a pronounced “enthusiasm gap,” especially among the conservatives who usually give Republican candidates a reliable base of support. Among voters who describe themselves as conservative, only 58% say they will vote for McCain; 15% say they will vote for Obama, 14% say they will vote for someone else, and 13% say they are undecided.

Eroding and lukewarm support. And we haven’t seen any more of those contrast-and-compare speeches like the night Obama wowed 20,000 while McCain stumbled through the Green Screen fiasco.

Thankfully, McCain won’t be able to read this article until tomorrow, when they take it from the magick internets (of which McCain is aware, but doesn’t use) and print it in tomorrow’s edition.

I blame gay marriage. . .

In a matter of hours after Mr. Sulu leads an avalanche of gay marriage in the state of California, we see this:

Eagle Scout Arrested in String of Car Break-ins

An 18-year old Eagle Scout has been arrested in connection with dozens of vehicle break-ins.

Carter Sudeith was arrested Wednesday morning, just hours after his high school graduation.

Police stopped Sudeith shortly after 1:00 am as he walked past the neighborhood pool in the 3700 block of Hamilton Street, Irvine.

Police say he was dressed all in black and was carrying a black backpack.

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Detectives believe that he gained entry into over 30 vehicles in the area.

Authorities say Sudeith was in possession of property consistent with thefts from vehicles including; Ipods, cash, and cigarettes.

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Sudeith was a student at University High School. He received his Eagle Scout rank in 2005 as a member of Irvine’s Troop 606.

Mere coincidence? Surely not!

What next? Priests molesting children?

UPDATE: The impact of California’s legalized gay marriage expands across the globe.

A mother is accused of partially skinning her caged son and feeding his flesh to relatives.

Kalra Mauerova, 31, of Brno in the Czech Republic, wept in court as she admitted torturing her son Ondrej, and his ten-year-old brother, Jakub, The Sun reported.

Mauerova, a member of the Grail Movement cult, caged Ondrej for months while relatives, also members of the cult, ate his raw flesh, a judge heard yesterday.

Dissonance

Amid signs that Hillary Clinton is reportedly getting ready to shut down her long-quixotic quest for the nomination:

Members of Hillary Clinton’s advance staff received calls and emails this evening from headquarters summoning them to New York City Tuesday night, and telling them their roles on the campaign are ending, two Clinton staffers tell my colleague Amie Parnes.

The advance staffers — most of them now in Puerto Rico, South Dakota, and Montana — are being given the options of going to New York for a final day Tuesday, or going home, the aides said. The move is a sign that the campaign is beginning to shed — at least — some of its staff. The advance staff is responsible for arranging the candidate’s events around the country.

There are other signs that some of her supporters intend to launch their own Werwolf and fight on in a brave campaign to swiftboat Michelle Obama with a Farrakhan brush.

From what I understand, it is a tape of Michelle Obama criticizing the Bush administration.

How you’d write it:

Why did Bush cut folks off medicaid?
Why did Bush let New Orleans drown?
Why did Bush do nothing about Jena?
Why did Bush put us in Iraq for no reason?

How you’d say it:

Why’d he cut folks off medicaid?
Why’d he let New Orleans drown?
Why’d he do nothing about Jena?
Why’d he put us in Iraq for no reason?

How Larry Johnson wants you to hear it:

Whitie cut folks off medicaid?
Whitie let New Orleans drown?
Whitie do nothing about Jena?
Whitie put us in Iraq for no reason?

Ugh.

UPDATE: Leland may be singing, but Bill Clinton is reportedly done.

“I want to say also, that this may be the last day I’m ever involved in a campaign of this kind,” the former president said at a town hall at the Milbank Visitor Center.

And the rest of the Democratic party may be turning off the music as well:

Most of the seventeen Democratic senators who have remained uncommitted throughout the primaries will endorse Barack Obama for president this week, CNN has learned.

Sources familiar with discussions between Obama supporters and these senators tell CNN’s Gloria Borger that the senators will wait until after the South Dakota and Montana primaries to announce their support for Obama.

Not a fan

Marc Cooper’s Dissonance:

DURING THIS SAME WEEK that Barack Obama clinched the majority of pledged Democratic Party delegates, the presidential mash-up was more frenzied than ever. But not between Obama and Hillary Clinton. No. It was a knockdown, blood-on-the-floor, caged grudge match between Clinton and McCain to see who could more brutally beat the American process into utter stupidity.

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WHICH BRINGS ME to the second half of this week’s political equation. While McCain was skimming the moral low ground, guess who he bumped into down there on the bottom? Why, it was Comrade Clinton! Hillary, Glorious Protector of the Oppressed Territories of Florida and Michigan! Stalwart Defender of Waitresses, Janitors, Coal Miners and, presumably, the Kronstadt Sailors! I swear, I almost drove off the side of Topanga Canyon the day of the Kentucky and Oregon primaries as I was listening to the political coverage on XM radio and heard one of her surrogates make the preposterous claim that Hillary was being cheated out of the nomination because she had actually won the popular vote (which is true only if you count the nonelection in Michigan, where there was no one else on the ballot, if you don’t count the tens of thousands of Democrats who voted with their feet in myriad caucus states and if you subtract your IQ and body mass index). I got so angry I punched the station button to C-SPAN radio and ran right into Chairwoman Clinton herself, claiming — are you ready? — that because of the geography of her victory, she had won more “electoral votes” than Obama.

Whaaatt? There’s no crying in baseball, and there are no electoral votes in party primaries.

I think you left out “neoconservatism”. . . .

Neocon warblogger Michael Totten pimping warblogger Michael Yon’s new book:

Iraq is where ideologies go to die. Arab nationalism, Baathism, anti-Americanism, al-Qaidism, Donald Rumsfeldism, and Moqtada al-Sadrism have either died there or are dying.

There’s a tiny bit of truth, but a ton of horseshit and obvious evasion in that statement. Baathism may be dead in Iraq, but it survives in Syria. Al Qaeda’s leadership has remained intact and largely untouched by the war in Iraq, and though its local franchisees have taken a beating, it had little or no presence before our invasion. Moreover, as Michael Scheuer stated, Bush’s invasion of Iraq was a gift Osama bin Ladin prayed for but never dreamed would actually happen.

Similarly, it is very premature to pronounce Sadrism dead, especially given the fact he was a nobody before we invaded, and now is a powerful force in Iraq whose Mahdi Army was able to resist the attempted smack-down by the Maliki government in Basra. As for Arab nationalism, in Iraq it is shattered along sectarian lines, and of course has no applicability in the first place to non-Arab populations like the Kurds. But Anti-Americanism has risen markedly across the globe, a direct by-product of the Iraq invasion.

But the most glaring deceit of Totten’s specious proclamation is the omission of the single ideology which experienced the most complete evisceration in Iraq: Neoconservatism.

The Iraq misadventure started with the prodding of the neoconservative PNAC, which called the US to intervene in Iraq by toppling Saddam, arguing that this would usher in a new era of stability in the Middle East, a pax Americana. After five years of war, and the literal and figurative explosion of terrorism and destabilization, this supposition is wholly discredited. The notion that removing Saddam and installing democratic forms in Iraq would lead to a stable, pro-Western regime is an obvious fallacy. So much that one of the leading neoconservatives, Francis Fukuyama, published an op-ed in the New York Times, “After Neoconservatism,” announcing its demise.

The man championed by the neocons to lead the new Iraq, Ahmed Chalabi, was the subject of a lengthy hagiography on the PNAC’s website, which opined: “Once Chalabi was chosen by us, everyone else — the Kurds, the Sunni and Shi’ite Arabs, the Turks, Iranians, Kuwaitis, and Saudis — would view him in an entirely new light.” The Neoconservatives also lavished praise on Chalabi’s intelligence gathering:

“Chalabi also established his own intelligence service, which dwarfed the reach and understanding of the CIA’s clandestine service. . . . . we will be thankful that Chalabi can discuss in nuanced English the complexities of the situation on the ground. If we had to depend on the CIA’s intelligence resources, our understanding would be thinner, our approach much more likely to be wrong.”

Chalabi was the one responsible for bringing “Curveball” and all the “inaccurate and wrong and in some cases, deliberately misleading” intelligence to make the case for war to the US. That being Colin Powell’s assessment of the product of Chalabi’s intelligence service. Just recently, Chalabi was removed from his government post and declared persona non grata for continued contact with Iranian operatives.

When it came time to staff the Coalitional Provisional Authority, the agency responsible for administering the US occupation, the Bush administration went straight to neoconservative think tanks like the Heritage Foundation or the AEI to hire inexperienced but ideologically pure ideologues — who promptly made a complete fiasco of reconstruction and occupation, and managed to misplace billions of dollars while doing so.

The Bush adminstration has abandoned the glimmering neocon dream of a unified, secular Iraq, striking bargains with Sunni tribal leaders allowing them to form their own militias which have little or no allegiance to the Shiite-led central government. In Baghdad, we support a government formed around a series of Shiite religious parties whose leadership was sheltered in Iran during the worst of Saddam’s reign.

So if there is any ideology which has gone to Iraq to die, that ideology is surely neoconservatism. It’s fallacies have been exposed. The core incompetence of its advocates brutally exposed — the PNAC championing the Iranian grifter Chalabi, Bill Kristol dismissing the possibility of a Shia-Sunni rift in Iraq as “pop sociology,” or the experiment in conservative governance by which the CPA botched Iraqi reconstruction and pushed the country further into chaos.

But for people like Totten, who embraced the neocons’ ideology and has spent the last 5 years trying to rationalize the disaster neoconservatism has spawned in Iraq, the fatal damage which Iraq has in turn inflicted on the failed ideology of neoconservatism apparently must be denied.

OH! THE IRONY: a blog called, “American Power” says, Yon’s message is not likely to sit well with the denialist, post-modern antiwar left, followed by a quote from Totten declaring victory in Iraq, once again.

Grasping at straws

Shorter Hillary Clinton: “I am more appealing to White People, especially uneducated ones.”

And it’s not just the Hillary. Her supporters are actually lurching down this path, too. Talk Left, via Oliver Willis:

In Pennsylvania, Clinton won whites 18-29 (52-48), 30-44 (58-42), 45-59 (63-37), 60+ (68-32). In North Carolina, whites 18-29, just 8% of the vote, went for Obama 57-41. But whites 30-44 went for Clinton (52-45), 45-59 (64-33), 60+ (69-29).

More Oliver:

I’ve crunched the numbers, looked them over again and again, then again with a sprinkling of eye of newt and found the weakness in Barack Obama’s candidacy:

He’s getting too many votes.

In 32 out of the 47 contests more people have voted and caucused for Sen. Obama than for Sen. Clinton. Why is the media not reporting on this? They spend so much time on the slicing and dicing of the electorate highlighting ad nauseam which blocs are voting for and against a candidate when the writing is on the wall.

More people are voting for Sen. Obama and that’s a huge problem in the fall. If we extrapolate this trend, it’s possible that he could, in the general election, have more votes than any other presidential candidate in history! The nomination process will be a mockery of the highest order if Howard Dean and the DNC sit back and allow the person with the most votes and most supporters to walk away with the nomination. This isn’t what we all signed up for.

I wasn’t paying attention too closely, but how, all of a sudden, is Hillary the progressive trying to buck the establishment while, in the eyes of the Clintonistas, Obama is somehow the insider, a corporate machine candidate reincarnation reminiscent of some of the worst excesses of Tameny Hall?

I don’t get it.

And now those Gay Nazi dolls have a Fuhrer. . .

At the old blog, years ago, we were stunned by the story of an apparent gay Nazi doll collector — both the collector and the Nazi dolls (or at least some of them, anyway) were gay. Here’s a pic and some text from his craigslisting:

Fritz and Marius

here’s Marius the SS officer and Fritz the panzer cadet.
they are gay.
a lot of people in the ‘action figure community’ are mean to me because some of my dolls are gay.
i have around 65 action figures, but only 5 or 6 are gay.
but meanwhile, the people in this hobby act like all my guys are gay.
they are mean to me.

Now, courtesy of “growing extreme right political sentiment in Ukraine” comes the perfect complement to Fritz and Marius — the Hitler doll:

Hitler doll

From the Daily Mail:

An action-man style doll of Nazi leader Adolf Hitler has gone on sale in the Ukraine, with saleswomen comparing the doll to Barbie.

Supermarkets in the capital Kiev are stocking the 40 centimetre high figure of the fuhrer, complete with jackboots, leather trench-coat and swastika armband.

The £100 figure has a spare head “with a kind expression on it,” glasses and several changes of clothes.

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One saleswoman said: “It is like Barbie. Kids can undress fuhrer, pin on medals and there’s a spare head in the kit to give him a kinder expression on his face.

He has glasses that are round, in the manner of pacifist Jon [sic] Lennon“.

Upon hearing of this clear link between Lennon and Hitler, liberal and fascist, Jonah Goldberg reportedly exclaimed “I knew it!” and burst the waistband on his stretch Dockers.

R.I.P., Sherry “Great” Britton

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From the NYT obit:

Sherry Britton, whose hour-glass figure, jet-black hair and rambunctious presence made her one of the queens of the burlesque stage in the 1930s and ’40s, died Tuesday in Manhattan. She was 89 and lived in Manhattan. She died of natural causes, her cousin Melaine Britton said.

Along with Lois de Fee, “Queen of the Glamazons,” Betty Rowland, known as the “Ball of Fire,” and Zorita, known for her sensuous snake dances, Ms. Britton was one of the last stars of a once-thriving sprinkling of theaters in Times Square (and other spots in Manhattan) where ostrich-feathered fans fell away to reveal sequined pasties, G-strings and sometimes more. Sometimes Ms. Britton — at 5 feet 3 inches tall with an 18-inch waist — peeled off chiffon evening gowns to the strains of Tchaikovsky; sometimes she balanced glasses of water on her breasts.

Read the rest here.

Photo from Sherry Britton’s myspace page.

We’re in the Wrong Country, Gang:

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