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Baghdad Bob Surfaces in drag

He’s now apparently going by the name, “Anne Tyrrell” and employed as a spokesperson for Blackwater International. We can tell it’s Bob by the dissonance between his statements and objective reality.

The New York Times cited unidentified civilian and military officials in reporting for Wednesday’s editions that the killings of at least 14 of the 17 Iraqi civilians shot by Blackwater personnel guarding a U.S. Embassy convoy were found to have been unjustified and violated standards in place governing the use of deadly force.

Responding to the Times report, Anne Tyrrell, a Blackwater spokeswoman, said the company “supports the stringent accountability of the industry. . . .”

In an industry where mercs are exempt from the USCMJ and Iraqi law, have been granted immunity by the State Department, and there is no accountability.

Although the report disclosed that:

No evidence supports assertions by Blackwater employees that they were fired upon by Iraqi civilians. . . .

Bob/Anne was unfazed:

“Without a doubt, the teams were faced with deadly force that day,” the Blackwater spokeswoman said.

Anne Tyrrell
“Without a doubt, the teams were faced with deadly force that day”

I always thought there was something funny about the Osmonds …

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R.I.P, Robert Goulet

Use a gun, go to pri get immunity from Bush’s State Department

Yet another bump on the road towards the naming of a town square in Baghdad after George W. Bush. The shooters in Blackwater’s mass killing — in a Baghdad square — were granted immunity from prosecution by the Bush administration:

Potential prosecution of Blackwater guards allegedly involved in the shooting deaths of 17 Iraqi civilians last month may have been compromised because the guards received immunity for statements they made to State Department officials investigating the incident, federal law enforcement officials said yesterday.

FBI agents called in to take over the State Department’s investigation two weeks after the Sept. 16 shootings cannot use any information gleaned during questioning of the guards by the department’s Bureau of Diplomatic Security, which is charged with supervising security contractors.

Some of the Blackwater guards have subsequently refused to be interviewed by the FBI, citing promises of immunity from State, one law enforcement official said. The restrictions on the FBI’s use of their initial statements do not preclude prosecution by the Justice Department using other evidence, the official said, but “they make things a lot more complicated and difficult.”

The Iraqis might not be so understanding, with 17 of their own dead:

The Iraqi government on Tuesday approved draft legislation lifting immunity for foreign private security companies, sending the measure to parliament, a spokesman said.

The question of immunity has been one of the most serious dispute between the U.S. and the Iraqi government since a Sept. 16 shooting involving Blackwater USA guards that left 17 Iraqi civilians dead.

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Iraqi government spokesman Ali al-Dabbagh said the draft law approved Tuesday would overturn an immunity order known as Decree 17 that was issued by L. Paul Bremer, who ran the American occupation government until June 2004.

“It will be sent to the parliament within the coming days to be ratified,” he told The Associated Press.

Al-Dabbagh did not single out Blackwater but said: “According to this law, all security companies will subjected to the Iraqi criminal law and must obey all the country’s legal regulations such as: registration, customs, visas, etcetera.”

R.I.P., Mouse of the Rat Pack

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The Great Omani Escapes, for good

From the Telegraph. Their obits are the best.

Ron Cunningham, who died on Monday aged 92, was an escapologist and end-of the-pier artiste specialising in feats such as eating light bulbs and removing a straitjacket while hanging upside down with his trousers on fire.

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The Great Omani, as he was known to his public, began in the 1950s as a regular draw at music halls and piers around the south coast. His career reached a high point in 1977 when, to celebrate the Queen’s Silver Jubilee, he performed a handstand on the cliff edge at Beachy Head with a Union flag between his toes; it made the front page of The People, and film and television appearances followed.

Other highlights included a ride in a coffin from Hastings to Brighton while he lay on broken glass; reading a book in a bath of fire; and a journey on the back of a lorry while entombed in a concrete block. The local newspaper report of this last feat featured a photograph of a youthful-looking Cunningham’s head poking from a concrete block as a woman bends over him with what appears to be a funnel.

It was a slow journey, Cunningham recalled, and his stage partner, Professor Cullen — “a human reservoir for alcoholic beverage” — had stopped the lorry at several pubs along the way. The Great Omani could not hold a glass because he was flat on his back with his hands set in concrete, so the barmaid poured neat rum down his throat. He nearly choked.

His high jinks as an end-of-the-pier artiste could hardly have been predicted from Cunningham’s roots. Ronald Cunningham was born on July 10 1915, the son of a wealthy wine shipper in Buckinghamshire. He was educated at Sherborne and led the life of a playboy until the wine business went bankrupt just before the war, his father died and the family broke apart.
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After being rejected by the Army, apparently because he had a weak heart, he was almost penniless when one day he wandered into a bookshop on Charing Cross Road in London. A book flew off a high shelf and landed on his foot; it was The Secrets of Houdini. It was, he recalled, a “paranormal happening”. “From that moment my life altered completely. I felt a chemical change, and I never looked back.”

He began to read obsessively about Houdini’s career and practised his first underwater escapes in the shallow end of the public baths. As Houdini left no instructions, it was a matter of trial and error. He also experimented with beds of nails, broken bottles and fire and invented a foreign-sounding stage name to give himself an air of mystery. One of his most celebrated acts was the “death dive”, based on an original Houdini trick, which involved jumping into the sea from a pier, hooded, bound and padlocked.

In the early days it was difficult to make a living. His long-suffering wife, Eileen (or Marvita, as she was known when she was thrusting swords through him on stage) supported him until her death in 1983. They toured the music halls and expanded his act until he was able to perform daily on Bognor pier, tied to the pilings in a straitjacket as the tide came in.

He also became a regular on Brighton’s West Pier, diving into a sea of flames. “People will always flock to see anyone likely to kill themselves,” he observed. One of the Great Omani’s predecessors was Professor Cyril, aka Albert Huggins Heppell, who specialised in pedalling a bicycle out to sea from a high platform until he was killed when he slipped and fractured his skull.

As the years rolled on, however, the south coast piers closed one by one and the tone of the press coverage about Cunningham changed from respect to wonder that a man of his age should still be doing such dangerous stunts. He announced his retirement several times before finally bowing out in 2005 with a bravura performance at the Bedford Tavern in Brighton.

There, surrounded by a bevy of Brazilian beauties, he crushed broken bottles with his bare feet, set himself alight with lighter fuel, stabbed himself several times in the chest with a bendy knife, smashed a beer glass into his neck with a hammer and rounded things off by telling his infamous chicken joke. “It has been a happy and colourful life, and an interesting life,” he reflected. “Otherwise, things could have been quite dull.”

Perhaps determined that the suspense should last to the very end, Cunningham even wrote his own epitaph: They have put the Great Omani in a box / They’re using nails instead of locks / But at the funeral, do not despair / There’s still a chance Omani won’t be there.

He is Risen!

Return of the Chocolate Jesus - just in time for the holiday season. Actually, he’s a new version, because …

Chocolate Jesus sculpture returns to NYC

NEW YORK (AP) - “My Sweet Lord,” an anatomically correct milk chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ that infuriated Catholics before its April unveiling was canceled, returns Oct. 27 to a Chelsea art gallery, its creator said Tuesday. This time, artist Cosimo Cavallaro said he expects the public exhibit to proceed without a problem.

“There is nothing offensive about this,” Cavallaro said of his controversial confectionary work. “If my intentions were to offend, if I did do something wrong, I wouldn’t be doing this. But I didn’t do anything wrong.”

Cavallaro, who received death threats before the April show was canceled, said the vast majority of his mail was in support of his six-foot piece.

“I got a lot of positive mail from people in the Catholic Church, people studying theology, people in monasteries — all kinds of letters and e-mails of support,” he said.

The last show was criticized for its timing and its location. The exhibit, in a gallery visible to passers-by on a Manhattan street, was set to open one day after Palm Sunday and four days before Christians marked the crucifixion of Christ on Good Friday.

The Catholic League, which led the charge against “My Sweet Lord” back then, said the change to the Proposition Gallery and the exhibition’s new opening date would keep it from calling for another shutdown of the sculpture’s showing.

“We don’t approve of the piece at all, but it’s not something we’re going to protest,” said Kiera McCaffrey, the league’s director of communications. “This is much less an in-your-face assault on Christians, and it’s not happening during Holy Week.”

The exhibit, at the Proposition Gallery in Manhattan, will be accompanied by a set of chocolate Catholic icons created by Cavallaro, a group that includes the Virgin Mary and saints Francis, Augustine, Michael, Jude, Anthony and Fermin.

“After the cancellation of the show, it got me to look into the Catholic religion a little deeper,” Cavallero said. “I started thinking about the saints, how they were ostracized for their beliefs and then canonized.”

Cavallaro’s work features Christ with outstretched arms, as though hanging from an invisible cross. Unlike traditional religious depictions of Christ, Cavallaro’s Jesus lacks a loincloth.

The sculpture is actually a new version of “My Sweet Lord,” created with 200 pounds of chocolate over three days. The original was stored in a Brooklyn facility where mice nibbled away at its hands, ears, nose and feet, forcing Cavallaro to toss the original and recast the sculpture.

Sherry, baby!

You think that woman w/a fork is bad? Try dying like this:

ANGLETON — Prosecutors have dropped charges that a Lake Jackson woman caused her husband’s death by giving him a sherry enema, leading to alcohol poisoning.

Tammy Jean Warner, 45, now of Texas City, had been scheduled to go on trial next Monday on a charge of negligent homicide. It was the sixth trial date set for the case.

Court records state that the case was dismissed Aug. 31 due to insufficient evidence.

Warner’s husband, Michael Warner, a 58-year-old machine shop operator, died at their Lake Jackson home on May 21, 2004. An autopsy report said he had been administered an enema with enough sherry to get a blood alcohol level of 0.47 percent. That is almost six times the level that can lead to a driving while intoxicated charge.

Warner told the Houston Chronicle that her husband had been addicted to enemas since he was a child. She said he often used alcohol in that manner to get drunk.

Neither Warner’s attorney nor Brazoria County District Attorney Jeri Yenne could be reached for comment.

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I like how he looks mad - is that a photo from beyond the grave?

MORE(Alex): That’s no woman, that’s David Michael Kenyon in drag!!

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Autopsy: Head-Butt Didn’t Cause Death

Hey, our guy is innocent!

SNELLVILLE, Ga. (AP) — A man died of a heart attack after being head-butted by an armless man during a fight over a woman, and no felony charges will be filed, authorities said Wednesday.

Investigators said they made the determination after learning that Charles Keith Teer, 49, had heart problems long before the confrontation with William Russell Redfern, an artist who has won recognition for drawings he does with his feet.

I just knew something wasn’t right when I blogged about that yesterday.

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Lon Chaney as the armless knifethrower in “The Unknown.”

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Actress Brett Somers Dies of ‘Blank’ at Age 83

From 1010wins.