You gotta hand it to the boys and girls at the National Review. After 5 years of pimping a failed war and an imbecilic presidency, they’ve endorsed a candidate who, in terms of sheer guts and personal fortitude, makes the incredible Mr. Limpet look like Vince Lombardi.
And the endorsement is a , too:
Each of the men running for the Republican nomination has strengths, and none has everything ? all the traits, all the positions ? we are looking for. . . . It is true that he has less foreign-policy experience than Thompson [ed: he’s the really lazy one, in case you forgot] . . . . It is true that he has reversed some of his positions. . . . Romney has been plagued by the sense that his is a passionless, paint-by-the-numbers conservatism. . . . In this most fluid and unpredictable Republican field, we vote for Mitt Romney.
Vote for Romney — he’s likely better than a dose of clap.
RICHMOND, Va. - A brain was found in a bag near an apartment complex Tuesday morning, but it wasn’t clear if it was human or animal, police said. It was discovered in an area next to a suburban Richmond apartment complex under construction and near a mall, Richmond police spokeswoman Karla Peters said.
The state medical examiner was examining the brain, she said. It wasn’t clear how long it had been there.
Local searches are now rounding up the not-the-brightest-bulbs in the community.
…Yes, this means things did not work out with the midget. Back to square whatever.
…May I vent? To the ladies of Jdate:
I could not care less if you’re “close” to your family; if you’re fun-loving; if you’re passionate about life; or if, god forbid, you’re as happy in a dive as an a museum.
Don’t. Give. A. Fuck.
The questions are, Do you eat meat? Can you handle your sake? Have you read anything more challenging than Running with Scissors? (And don’t, when told that most of RwS is nonsense, tell me it doesn’t matter — that “the essential truth” is what’s important. Next time I won’t even slow the cab down enough for you to jump out. Fair warning!)
