Astronaut Edgar Martin says “I Want to Believe”:

Moon-walker claims alien contact cover-up

FORMER NASA astronaut and moon-walker Dr Edgar Mitchell - a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission - has stunningly claimed aliens exist.
And he says extra-terrestrials have visited Earth on several occasions - but the alien contact has been repeatedly covered up by governments for six decades.

Dr Mitchell, 77, said during a radio interview that sources at the space agency who had had contact with aliens described the beings as ‘little people who look strange to us.’

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“I happen to have been privileged enough to be in on the fact that we’ve been visited on this planet and the UFO phenomena is real,” Dr Mitchell said.

“It’s been well covered up by all our governments for the last 60 years or so, but slowly it’s leaked out and some of us have been privileged to have been briefed on some of it.

“I’ve been in military and intelligence circles, who know that beneath the surface of what has been public knowledge, yes - we have been visited. Reading the papers recently, it’s been happening quite a bit.”

We all remember the classic song, “Ken Lee,” right?

Reuters reports:

Snow fell on Baghdad on Friday for the first time in memory, and delighted residents declared it an omen of peace.

“It is the first time we’ve seen snow in Baghdad,” said 60-year-old Hassan Zahar. “We’ve seen sleet before, but never snow. I looked at the faces of all the people, they were astonished,” he said.

We are unable to confirm rumors that Michael Ledeen and Joe Lieberman experienced spontaneous orgasms due to a mistaken report that the snow was actually fallout from a nuclear strike on Iran, or some other filthy raghead-infested country in the region.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH?

You gotta hand it to the boys and girls at the National Review. After 5 years of pimping a failed war and an imbecilic presidency, they’ve endorsed a candidate who, in terms of sheer guts and personal fortitude, makes the incredible Mr. Limpet look like Vince Lombardi.

And the endorsement is a ringing one, too:

Each of the men running for the Republican nomination has strengths, and none has everything — all the traits, all the positions — we are looking for. . . . It is true that he has less foreign-policy experience than Thompson [ed: he's the really lazy one, in case you forgot] . . . . It is true that he has reversed some of his positions. . . . Romney has been plagued by the sense that his is a passionless, paint-by-the-numbers conservatism. . . . In this most fluid and unpredictable Republican field, we vote for Mitt Romney.

Vote for Romney — he’s likely better than a dose of clap.

More: Great minds, and all that.

RICHMOND, Va. - A brain was found in a bag near an apartment complex Tuesday morning, but it wasn’t clear if it was human or animal, police said. It was discovered in an area next to a suburban Richmond apartment complex under construction and near a mall, Richmond police spokeswoman Karla Peters said.

The state medical examiner was examining the brain, she said. It wasn’t clear how long it had been there.

Local searches are now rounding up the not-the-brightest-bulbs in the community.

Well, headline of the day is already taken, but this one is too good to pass up:

Gripe water recalled because of possible contamination

With what … good humor?

From Oddee.com:

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…Yes, this means things did not work out with the midget. Back to square whatever.

…May I vent? To the ladies of Jdate:

I could not care less if you’re “close” to your family; if you’re fun-loving; if you’re passionate about life; or if, god forbid, you’re as happy in a dive as an a museum.

Don’t. Give. A. Fuck.

The questions are, Do you eat meat? Can you handle your sake? Have you read anything more challenging than Running with Scissors? (And don’t, when told that most of RwS is nonsense, tell me it doesn’t matter — that “the essential truth” is what’s important. Next time I won’t even slow the cab down enough for you to jump out. Fair warning!)