Category: I cannot lie

Sheriff John lives. . .

Short article in today’s LA Times about local 60’s kiddie show icon Sheriff John:

For Southern Californians who grew up watching television in the 1950s and ’60s, the death of “Engineer Bill” Stulla last week at age 97 sparked memories of another beloved Los Angeles children’s TV-show icon: “Sheriff John” Rovick.

A staff announcer for KTTV-TV Channel 11 when the station first went on the air in 1949, Rovick began portraying the badge- and khaki-uniform wearing Sheriff in 1952 as the host of “Cartoon Time,” a live, late-afternoon show that won an Emmy Award in 1953 for outstanding children’s program.

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Along with showing cartoons, he’d offer up a mix of safety tips and patriotism (he led viewers in the Pledge of Allegiance), have chats with occasional visitors and, of course, offer birthday wishes to his young viewers and sing “The Birthday Cake Polka” (”Put another candle on my birthday cake . . . “).

Growing up in SoCal, kids used to watch this show every day. I remember watching on my birthday, disappointed when he didn’t mention my name. My sister used to get me to eat foods I didn’t like as a kid by telling me they were Sheriff John eggs or Sheriff John broccolli.

I was surprised to hear the guy was still alive. . .

Score one for the Old EmEssEm!

The Associated Press gets it exactly right.

Wouldn’t Adolf Eichmann have made like a totally awesome Hebrew teacher?

Um, no. Not really.

But while we’re on the subject, batshit-crazy NRO-welfare recipient K-Lo opines:

A totally crazy Saturday-morning thought: Wouldn’t George W. Bush make an awesome high-school government teacher?

Once again, K-Lo is guilty of epic understatment when she describes this particular synaptic phenomena (which she mistakenly describes as “thought”) as “totally crazy.”

Ralph Nader: talking stupid

Has anyone other than Geraldine Ferraro more outlived his or her usefulness than Ralph Nader?

Just sayin’.

Heckuva job, Democrats

Congratulations to Reps. Pelosi and Hoyer on passing the Nuremburg Defense into US law.

What this bill means to the Telecoms: The lawsuits they face could be dismissed by a court if the Telecoms proved that they had received directives from the administration that said warrantless wiretapping was legal. They already have that evidence so basically they have been give immunity against all lawsuits with this bill.

So we sanction lawbreaking by telecoms and individuals within the Bush administration, just so long as they were obeying orders from the Leader. Befehl ist Befehl.

Go ahead and congratulate yourselves for this achievement. At least the new law has a sunset and so only sanctions an additional 4 years of lawlessness.

No, it isn’t

Robert Wyland, who paints whale pictures for tourist galleries, is having a spat with California’s DMV over the whale-tail license plate:

One of California’s most popular specialty license plates depicting the tail of a Pacific humpback whale rising out of misty waters could soon become as endangered as the mammoth mammal.

Robert Wyland, the artist who created the pale blue image and gave it to the state more than a decade ago to help it raise money for marine programs, is now demanding 20 percent of any future revenue for his art foundation.

Fair enough, but here’s the part that caught my eye:

“I would just say it would be like Picasso lending one of his pieces for a license plate and them saying we’re not donating to the Picasso Foundation,” said Wyland, an official artist for the United States Olympic Team for the 2008 Games. “They’re saying ‘We can get anyone to paint a Picasso.’ Well you could, but it wouldn’t be a Picasso.”

This is exactly right, except for the fact that Pablo Picasso never made license plates, never commissioned his work for keychains, and the fact Wyland is to Picasso what Pauley Shore is to Charles Chaplin.

I think you left out “neoconservatism”. . . .

Neocon warblogger Michael Totten pimping warblogger Michael Yon’s new book:

Iraq is where ideologies go to die. Arab nationalism, Baathism, anti-Americanism, al-Qaidism, Donald Rumsfeldism, and Moqtada al-Sadrism have either died there or are dying.

There’s a tiny bit of truth, but a ton of horseshit and obvious evasion in that statement. Baathism may be dead in Iraq, but it survives in Syria. Al Qaeda’s leadership has remained intact and largely untouched by the war in Iraq, and though its local franchisees have taken a beating, it had little or no presence before our invasion. Moreover, as Michael Scheuer stated, Bush’s invasion of Iraq was a gift Osama bin Ladin prayed for but never dreamed would actually happen.

Similarly, it is very premature to pronounce Sadrism dead, especially given the fact he was a nobody before we invaded, and now is a powerful force in Iraq whose Mahdi Army was able to resist the attempted smack-down by the Maliki government in Basra. As for Arab nationalism, in Iraq it is shattered along sectarian lines, and of course has no applicability in the first place to non-Arab populations like the Kurds. But Anti-Americanism has risen markedly across the globe, a direct by-product of the Iraq invasion.

But the most glaring deceit of Totten’s specious proclamation is the omission of the single ideology which experienced the most complete evisceration in Iraq: Neoconservatism.

The Iraq misadventure started with the prodding of the neoconservative PNAC, which called the US to intervene in Iraq by toppling Saddam, arguing that this would usher in a new era of stability in the Middle East, a pax Americana. After five years of war, and the literal and figurative explosion of terrorism and destabilization, this supposition is wholly discredited. The notion that removing Saddam and installing democratic forms in Iraq would lead to a stable, pro-Western regime is an obvious fallacy. So much that one of the leading neoconservatives, Francis Fukuyama, published an op-ed in the New York Times, “After Neoconservatism,” announcing its demise.

The man championed by the neocons to lead the new Iraq, Ahmed Chalabi, was the subject of a lengthy hagiography on the PNAC’s website, which opined: “Once Chalabi was chosen by us, everyone else — the Kurds, the Sunni and Shi’ite Arabs, the Turks, Iranians, Kuwaitis, and Saudis — would view him in an entirely new light.” The Neoconservatives also lavished praise on Chalabi’s intelligence gathering:

“Chalabi also established his own intelligence service, which dwarfed the reach and understanding of the CIA’s clandestine service. . . . . we will be thankful that Chalabi can discuss in nuanced English the complexities of the situation on the ground. If we had to depend on the CIA’s intelligence resources, our understanding would be thinner, our approach much more likely to be wrong.”

Chalabi was the one responsible for bringing “Curveball” and all the “inaccurate and wrong and in some cases, deliberately misleading” intelligence to make the case for war to the US. That being Colin Powell’s assessment of the product of Chalabi’s intelligence service. Just recently, Chalabi was removed from his government post and declared persona non grata for continued contact with Iranian operatives.

When it came time to staff the Coalitional Provisional Authority, the agency responsible for administering the US occupation, the Bush administration went straight to neoconservative think tanks like the Heritage Foundation or the AEI to hire inexperienced but ideologically pure ideologues — who promptly made a complete fiasco of reconstruction and occupation, and managed to misplace billions of dollars while doing so.

The Bush adminstration has abandoned the glimmering neocon dream of a unified, secular Iraq, striking bargains with Sunni tribal leaders allowing them to form their own militias which have little or no allegiance to the Shiite-led central government. In Baghdad, we support a government formed around a series of Shiite religious parties whose leadership was sheltered in Iran during the worst of Saddam’s reign.

So if there is any ideology which has gone to Iraq to die, that ideology is surely neoconservatism. It’s fallacies have been exposed. The core incompetence of its advocates brutally exposed — the PNAC championing the Iranian grifter Chalabi, Bill Kristol dismissing the possibility of a Shia-Sunni rift in Iraq as “pop sociology,” or the experiment in conservative governance by which the CPA botched Iraqi reconstruction and pushed the country further into chaos.

But for people like Totten, who embraced the neocons’ ideology and has spent the last 5 years trying to rationalize the disaster neoconservatism has spawned in Iraq, the fatal damage which Iraq has in turn inflicted on the failed ideology of neoconservatism apparently must be denied.

OH! THE IRONY: a blog called, “American Power” says, Yon’s message is not likely to sit well with the denialist, post-modern antiwar left, followed by a quote from Totten declaring victory in Iraq, once again.

Internets Lexicon

The Editors offer a new word to the lexicon: Jonanism.

I thought it was Obama who was distantly related to Dick Cheney

But apparently, it was Hillary Rodham Clinton who inherited the Cheney fearmongering gene.

Un-Popular

Hillary Clinton doesn’t get the love in New Hampshire:

If the New Hampshire Democratic Party’s 100 Club dinner is any bell weather – Barack Obama will handily win here. When Obama, the dinner’s last speaker, took the stage the crowd surged forward chanting “O-bam-a” and “Fired Up, Ready to Go!” So many people pressed toward the stage that an announcer asked people to “please take their seats for safety concerns.”

By comparison Hillary was twice booed. The first time was when she said she has always and will continue to work for “change for you. The audience, particularly from Obama supporters (they were waving Obama signs) let out a noise that sounded like a thousand people collectively groaning. The second time came a few minutes later when Clinton said: “The there are two big questions for voters in New Hampshire. One is: who will be ready to lead from day one? The second,” and here Clinton was forced to pause as boos from the crowd mixed with cheers from her own supporters. “Is who can we nominate who will go the distance against the Republicans?”

Hillary was presumed to be all but unbeatable just a few weeks ago, but clearly is not a popular choice with Democratic Party activists. Triangulated positions and safe choices don’t inspire.