Like it’s not hard enough to concentrate on a Friday.

Fuck.

Btw, this is the properly way to handle a lawyer:

Thanks for the lovely email. I figure before getting down to business we should take the time to get to know each other. I usually like dealing with people who I?ve seen naked, I feel like it leaves little on the table to get in the way of getting things done. You know I won?t be wondering how your parts ?hang? while you?re talking to me?.

Ok, Now down to business, attached you will find an invoice for the $25,000 clicks I have sent your site at my exclusive SplashNews rate of $5 per click.

You can either pay me the $125,000 in credits to use your pictures, or you can always send a check to my mailing address.

Thanks Sweetheart.

Whilst looking for a girl who doesn’t consider Running with Scissors the height of sophistication, I stumble on this:

I hope she dies. Really. (click to enlarge)

The skankiest chick in Manhattan sure has weird taste in corpses.

I want Me Some ROBERT MITCHUM

So I’m like, ugh, Pam?

More here.

DL:

Maddox:

Possibly the first and only cliche in history I’ve wanted to bang, curly-haired black women are the preferred marketing tool to sell obscure telecom products and telephone services so long as their skin tone isn’t too dark. She should be dark enough to score that hip diversity dollar, but not so dark as to scare away that heartland racist dollar.

War - what is it good for? I’m talking about the war - the war that rages on youtube about “worst___ ever.” Here’s a reply to “worst commercial ever” that showed up in my email courtesy of Citizen Robot. “It’s kind of old, it just … cracks me up in a kind of terrible way.” Ms. Robot says. Oh what the hell.

Since it can, like, do whatever it wants.