Hollywood Freeway, 8:34 am

sticker reads: “Powered by my PHAT ass!”

sticker reads: “Powered by my PHAT ass!”
We haven’t done much Paris stuff — with good reason, I might add — but these pictures just cracked me up. I’m dying to know what she’s thinking.


Lest you think me crass, we also played Scrabble. I lost.
DL: congrats. considering the thumb, it looks rather … oh never mind. So, if you LOSE the game, you get ass? Wow!
RM: Thank heavens one was not contingent on the other. In fact, she seemed surprised that she won, and that may have made her more, eh, generous.
DL: it just makes me think of this:
or that great scene in “Sopranos” where Meadow is playing Scrabble with Jackie Junior and his two words are “POO” and “ASS.”
I love, love, love because he says it like it is.
Look at this gorgeous photo he had on his page of Paris’ supporters. I only wish I had fans like this!

They obviously are hoping she will befriend them on her way out, teaching them fashion and grooming tips. The pink sign is a good start.
Like it’s not hard enough to concentrate .
Fuck.
Btw, this is the properly way :
Thanks for the lovely email. I figure before getting down to business we should take the time to get to know each other. I usually like dealing with people who I?ve seen naked, I feel like it leaves little on the table to get in the way of getting things done. You know I won?t be wondering how your parts ?hang? while you?re talking to me?.
Ok, Now down to business, attached you will find an invoice for the $25,000 clicks I have sent your site at my exclusive SplashNews rate of $5 per click.
You can either pay me the $125,000 in credits to use your pictures, or you can always send a check to my mailing address.
Thanks Sweetheart.
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Possibly the first and only cliche in history I’ve wanted to bang, curly-haired black women are the preferred marketing tool to sell obscure telecom products and telephone services so long as their skin tone isn’t too dark. She should be dark enough to score that hip diversity dollar, but not so dark as to scare away that heartland racist dollar.
War - what is it good for? I’m talking about the war - the war that rages on youtube about “worst___ ever.” Here’s a reply to “worst commercial ever” that showed up in my email courtesy of “It’s kind of old, it just … cracks me up in a kind of terrible way.” Ms. Robot says. Oh what the hell.
Since it can, like, .