Category: I thought this was pretty effin' funny

Things I wish I’d written

Wolcott, pondering the increasingly batshit-crazy musings of Trainwreck Media mogul Roger El Simon:

Multifaceted ignorance can be exhausting, requiring a lot of upkeep to maintain the flow of misinformation. Given that Simon is now haplessly writing the opposite of what he means to impart, perhaps he ought to consider taking a summer-long sabbatical to spare himself further self-embarrassment and mental fatigue

Via TBogg.

No Country for Old Men

Via Jesus’ General.

Warning: There is one very bad word said in this video clip.

Hilarious — McCain Golf Gear

John Cole explores the comedic possibilities of John McCain hawking golf balls to raise money — and requesting reviews of his products!

My favorite:

Joe Lieberman ball washer?!?!

Check out the rest of them at Balloon Juice.

McCain, has clearly does not understand the lethal humor which can be created on the internets. Even Bush knew how to use the Google.

Breaking News: Shocking Michelle Obama “Whitey” tape found!

And it’s worse, even, than Larry Johnson’s diseased imagination:

Okay, so it’s at a VFW hall, not Trinity Church. And maybe that isn’t Michelle Obama — but it’s close enough!

Things I Wish I’d Written

Whiskey Fire, on the scathing but elder-rabid sounding email from Bob Dole to Scott McClellan:

At least McClellan hasn’t taken to the national airwaves to inform us of what medication he swallows to unshrivel his penis. Advantage, Scottie!

The General has opened up a Second Front. . . .

Against hippies, Islamunists, libruls, Democratics, Defeatocrats, Abortocrats, and Toilet sex.

On Second Life. Hysterical.

Be sure to scroll down to the pic of the Larry Craig Center for Family Values.

I wanna be sedated

The HuffPo’s Jason Linkins reports on the brilliant new campaign slogan the GOP is issuing to its legions:

“The Change You Deserve”

Which, aptly enough, is already the advertising slogan for the anti-depressant Effexor, which is also known as Venlafaxine. Because you’ll need anti-depressants if we have another 4 years of the shit Bush and the GOP has been dealing.

I’d like to suggest the GOP add a new theme song to go with “The Change You Deserve”

About fucking time

The Editors have an awesome new comic up.

comix!

Ken Lee. . .

We all remember the classic song, “Ken Lee,” right?

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