Wolcott, pondering the increasingly batshit-crazy musings of Trainwreck Media mogul Roger El Simon:
Multifaceted ignorance can be exhausting, requiring a lot of upkeep to maintain the flow of misinformation. Given that Simon is now haplessly writing the opposite of what he means to impart, perhaps he ought to consider taking a summer-long sabbatical to spare himself further self-embarrassment and mental fatigue
The HuffPo’s Jason Linkins reports on the brilliant new campaign slogan the GOP is issuing to its legions:
“The Change You Deserve”
Which, aptly enough, is already the advertising slogan for the anti-depressant Effexor, which is also known as Venlafaxine. Because you’ll need anti-depressants if we have another 4 years of the shit Bush and the GOP has been dealing.
I’d like to suggest the GOP add a new theme song to go with “The Change You Deserve”