Sometimes old emails make interesting posts

That’s the good/bad thing about gmail, you save everything. I went through that one (or was it two) thread(s) where I killed Rodney, about a month or so ago. First the outrage at me for something I didn’t do. Then the outrage at you all for not being outraged at the thing I didn’t do even tho you had no idea who Rodney was even if I did kill him, which I didn’t. Then the apology to you all (but not me) for telling you all I was a fucking asshole and killed Rodney when I didn’t. Then the outrage at me for pointing out I hadn’t killed Rodney at all, because after all, he had apologized to you all for calling me a fucking Rodney killing asshole without bothering to tell me. Then the outrage at you all for not sharing his outrage at my insensitive post pointing out he was lying about my killing Rodney, when all he did was make a false accusation and then try to conceal his mistake from me. Then the email begging forgiveness, shortly followed by the email telling me I’d ruined his arpeggio and I was a bigger fuckhead than Kevin Roderick (who’s ass he’s now licking clean, incidentally) because I did “Who needs a cock-punching?’ blogging. The fucking thing is dizzying in its spiraling psychoses. I only wish I’d saved the orphan tamale post, instead of mercifully deleting it. We could make that a regular feature, “Thursday Orphan Tamale Stealing Blogging” or something like that. Beats the fuck out of cats or beagles.

Or not.