I’m going on an impromptu vacation this week, folks. Back to see en famille. Klonopin duly packed. Au revoir!

DL

PS. Hopefully I’ll have time to let you know how Porter was before I leave …

PPS. Travel plans. Well, it’s been awhile, and I enjoy my cosmetics. So I thought I’d check the TSA’s site to make sure my goodies are travel safe. Hmm:

Item Carry-on Checked
Toy Transformer Robots Yes Yes
Toy Weapons - if not realistic replicas. Yes Yes
Axes and Hatchets No Yes
Cattle Prods No Yes
Crowbars No Yes
Hammers No Yes
BB guns No Yes
Compressed Air Guns No Yes
Bows and Arrows No Yes
Box Cutters No Yes
Ice Axes/Ice Picks No Yes
Knives - except for plastic or round bladed butter knives No Yes
Meat Cleavers No Yes
Razor-Type Blades - such as box cutters, utility knives, razor blades not in a cartridge, but excluding safety razors. No Yes
Sabers No Yes
Scissors - metal with pointed tips and blades shorter than four inches Yes Yes
Swords No Yes