This, from a post about the Times’ scathing review of the Doughy Pantload’s latest spoor:
Liberal Fascism is such a transparently sloppy, shifty, intellectually rinky-dink endeavor that a show of anger would be a larger expenditure of emotion than a book this second-rate deserves.
The Borowitz Report:
“Elsewhere, in response to the controversy over the CIA’s waterboarding videotapes, President Bush reaffirmed his Administration’s opposition to videotaping.”
(h/t to BalloonJuice)
Wolcott (again) writing about Mitt Romney, uber-phony:
“. . . nothing sounds phonier than a politician expressing disappointment in others.”
Today it’s John Cole:
Long story short, I got up there to register as an independent, said “Fuck it,” and now I am a Democrat. . . . Now send me my check from Soros and the 40 virgins.
Freakin’ brilliant.
“Every time I watch a network news show, I feel like I’m watching a Jon Stewart parody”
Hersh, out for an appearance at UCLA this Thursday, didn’t write it, but he said it in an interview with the LA Weekly’s Scott Thill, about the way our press fell all over General Petraeus:
Do you think the administration learned from the Vietnam War that their first priority was to co-opt the press?
Oh yeah, but I think co-opt is a weak word. I think it was more than that. The ability of this administration to spin the press is unbelievable. Just look at the surge, how the press was atwitter about the report from General Petraeus — or King David, as they call him. I mean, he’s a Ph.D. from Princeton and he likes himself. The White House and its press decided that this report would be some mystifying document that is somehow going to save the world. Well, guess what? You can spin it all you want, but we’re taking a pasting. Iraq is an unmitigated disaster, and the Bush administration is going to leave it for the Democrats to clean up. The point is that the White House must be ecstatic over its ability to spin the press so easily. Every time I watch a network news show, I feel like I’m watching a Jon Stewart parody.
His point about Petraeus is one I made earlier, and in perhaps more clumsy fashion:
Flash ahead a few years, and Petraeus has undergone a metamorphosis, from being a capable military commander who did a capable job in a difficult situation, to being — at least in the minds of the Bush Administration and the war’s supporters — an infallible oracle, an irrefutable authority on the direction which our nation must take in Iraq.
The new Petraeus, the Petraeic Oracle, is endowed with supernatural powers of judgment or cognition. No longer a mere mortal, he is the unchallenged seer who can peer into the future of Iraq.
King David, indeed.
The rest of the interview talks about journalism, and the administration’s plans for Iran. A good short read, so go do it.
Wolcott, again:
Fox News ran a one-hour special last night on General Petraeus that I somehow managed to miss through sheer dint of effort, though I hear that the scene in which Julie Banderas washed the general’s feet with her hair had a tender, sultry lyricism seldom seen in a cheapo documentary.
From Roger Ailes, referring to a comment by Joe Klein:
And being called uncharismatic by the Tosser is like being called a sleazebag by Newt Gingrich or a delusional nutcase by Debbie Schlussel.
Goddamnfucking James Wolcott does it again:
Yes, Mitt Romney’s smile is as phony as everything else about this self-constructed android, his “sunny disposition” simply another subroutine downloaded in the lab, but it’s there, it’s operational, it signifies Reaganesque Optimism with only minor hints of facial strain.
