“Today, July 18th, is National Caviar Day. FYI — Caviar has about 40 calories and 2.5 grams of fat per tablespoon, and some medical experts say it can help treat depression.”

Y’know, if I had a lifestyle that enabled me to eat good caviar daily, I don’t think I’d have many reasons to be depressed … unless you’re Russian. Here’s to the Sturgeon General!